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hockey, you hosers!
After a hard couple of days defending the right of large supermarket chains to let moldy grapes fester on the floor of the produce section without paying widows and orphans who are crippled for life after slipping on said moldy grapes, it was a pleasure to dive back into hockey playoffs. My somewhat revised comments:
(1) Pat Quinn (coach of the Leafs of Toronto) is quite the snazzy dresser. I especially loved last night's suit -- three piece, with lapels on the vest.
(2) The Leafs have the coolest home uniforms. By and large, the Original Six have the best uniforms, but Toronto's white sweater with the blue maple leaf is just classic. And I like how they wear the older version with the detailed leaf for the playoffs. It just makes the Flyers look even more stooopid when they wear their all black "alternate" uniforms.
(3) I may have been wrong about Mister Bean. The goaltending in the Flyers/Leafs games has been amazing, and the Flyer's goalie has been getting it done. I hope that Belfour outplays him tonight.
(4) But Martin Broduer (cue Puddy from Seinfeld in red face paint screaming "GO DEVILS!!!!!!!!!!!") is going to carry his team past Warren Sapp and the Bu.... uh, I mean Khabibulin and the Lightning. (hockey in Florida -- please), and then past Ottowa or Philly or Toronto into the finals.
(5) I am still overjoyed that the hated Red Wings were swept by Emilio Estevez's Mighty Ducks.
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