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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
As an aside, ladies should check their asses every now and again for a variety of reasons. I once rolled a chick who was otherwise very attractive and well groomed over for some dog style action and was repulsed by the forest growing out of her ass. I felt like I was breaking in a bitch in prison. I had to look away to maintain an erection, and even then a little voice kept saying "Look at the ass forest... look at it... you know you want to give it one more peek..." And I did. And with each peek I was less able to come. I had to roll her back over and phone it in missionary style. Ladies, if your SO can't climax from behind, you may want to do some backyard deforestation....
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You should solicit the services of higher quality tranny hookers. I hear it's worth the extra ten bucks.
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Last edited by Shape Shifter; 12-09-2003 at 08:17 PM..
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