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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
For the 50th time, I must clear the air - I DO NOT HAVE A FORESTED ASS. Nor do I leave skid marks in my underwear. I am inredibly comprehesive when it comes to ass cleanliness, as I have been strictly commando for over a decade now. One cannot have "swamp ass" when there's nothing between the suit and the ass.
You could eat off my ass. Its that clean.
I've lobbied for a bidet in the office, but the proles around here met my request with jeers and insults about my sexuality.
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I'm sure this vehement protest will put an end to all jokes on the subject. It works every time.
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