Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

I will give props where they are due, and Lester's little saying that eight million people are always wrong appears to be right. This is a country full of pastel sweatpant wearing proles who will eat whatever McCrap the Jews Who Control The Media feed them (I saw something funny on this on Mad TV which is why I said it). I didnt see this award show, but my god!:

Jan. 12, 2004 | PASADENA, Calif. (AP) -- Pirates, hobbits and a little divine intervention captured top honors Sunday at the 30th Annual People's Choice Awards. "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl" won the favorite movie award(EDITOR"S NOTE: we have discussed this piece of shit whose only merit was Depp. As my dad said "Woman known as my mother, why did you rent this which was created for the people?", while "Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers" took the favorite drama category (EDITOR: I have never read the books or seen the movie, dont know what a hobbit is and dont give a shit, but I hear its good- but is this a drama? i thought is was sci fi?). "Bruce Almighty" was named favorite comedy. (EDITORS NOTE: this explains last week's stumper of how Jim Carrey was the most lucrative entertainer of the year- I couldnt think of a movie he did but I guess I just dont see Jim Carrey movies. I doubt this movie could have been funnier than Lovely and Amazing or a Mighty Wind or Mystic River).


Return winners took most of the top performer categories. Mel Gibson and Julia Roberts won for favorite film actor and actress. (EDITROS NOTE: what were these people in this year? I know Roberts was in Mona Lisa smile which got panned, so wtf?) Ray Romano and Jennifer Aniston won for favorite male and female TV performers (EDITORS NOTE: fine, proles are too cheap to pay for cable). Tom Hanks was named favorite all-time entertainer.(EDITORS NOTE= All time? Entertainner? whatever)



"CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" was selected favorite TV drama series. "Friends" won for favorite comedy series. (Again, proles clearly dont pay for cable- and was Scrubs not available as time killer top comedy?)

Now I know why Mcdonalds has taken over the world.