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Originally posted by purse junkie
This show utterly bit.
WTF was with the southern belle who objected to being spray-painted with cosmetics for a photo shoot because "it wasn't ladylike" and "only her husband should see that"? She's angling for a career as America's top T&A for God's sake. Does this pious moron really expect to be modestly clothed in this job?
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I loved where the Judge said "Is your objection to nudity a religious thing?" and the ditz answered "No, I'm just trying to be more Christlike."
I also loved the ditz saying "Well, if ssomeone else sees my private areas, its not special to my husband anymore." Hey, honey, here's a message from God - what you've got down there ain't that special. About 2 billion other folks have it, so get over yourself. Oh, and yours aren't the only private areas your husband's seen.
I'd have kicked that portly hick out the window faster than that bithcy super-queen photgrapher could sneer "fabulous" at a naked male model.
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