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Old 01-22-2004, 07:18 PM   #11
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Yeah, but that 3 y.o. next to me might not have gotten the sharing lessons. What are you going to do, rip an oxygen mask off of a 3yo with a plane-load of people watching? Child killer!
There are oxygen masks equal to the number of seats. Thus, if it were a 3yo, per dtb there would be enough masks because the kid has to have its own seat. Assuming you meant a younger child that would not have to have its own seat, if there aren't enough oxygen masks, it is because the kid is sitting in the lap of a parent. In that case, the kid would get its own mask and you would share with the parent.

This is why they need to administer a parent test before allowing people to have kids.

Of course, it goes without saying that I would rip the oxygen mask of a kid's face. Especially if the kid were like, disabled or something.
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