Richard Simmons Slaps Detractor
Damn, if he whacked everyone who made fun of his terminally perky motivational videos, Jane Fonda spandex outfits, and brutal "Luke and Laura" perm, half the world'd be writhing on the ground in pain:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/03/25/si....ap/index.html
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