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Originally posted by leagleaze
The kid didn't ask to be born, you know?
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How do you know? What if before the kids are born they are like little puffs of spiritual smoke in some ethereal third dimension waiting to be born. And while they are waiting, at night, while we sleep, they sneak into our bedrooms (actually if they are spirits they don't have to sneak but whatever) and whisper in our ears "birth me, birth me now", "don't use a condom, go bareback", "don't pull out don't pull out", "pepperoni pizza" and other such subliminal exhortations????
Never thought of that, didja?