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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What happened to buying a magazine, ordering a drink and zoning out? Unless she's cute and I can watch her ass in the aisle, I don't give a shit if my FA is mongoloid spewing gibberish about the cabin. I'm in the tube. they know what they're doing. If they dont, im dead. Get me a drink and give me a magazine.
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I like to listen to the regulations because I find it oddly soothing. Every other time I've done that, the plane has not crashed. And I like to read Esquire, which is total crap, but which is about all my brain can handle on a plane, given that most of it is calculating and recalculating the probability that the plane will crash. I don't like to drink, because paigow is right about the importance of hydration, and because it messes with the calculations.
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