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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I totally misunderstood your Pet Name Standard.
I took it to mean the time at which you began to call your date by a pet name. Which would work better for some of us than others.
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Neither standard would have worked for my sister. He was calling her "baby" all night, and since she took him to her house, he was formally introduced her dog (who is a questionable judge of character, he likes everyone). During the debrief this morning, I suggested that she should have offered the dog's considerable bladder for the golden showers. Knowing that particular dog, I think he (the dog) would have taken as much pleasure in peeing on someone, as the guy would have being peed on. She confessed that she was very concerned that he got turned on when they took the dog for a walk.
Incidently, my sister just sent me her Friday horoscope with the attached note:
- Venus is trying to settle into Gemini and allow communication to take on the aura of love, but the disharmony with Uranus this morning leads to disruptions. Shocking discoveries redefine the difference between love and desire.
This was my horoscope for Friday. The day my bad dating history became legendary
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