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Originally posted by barely_legal
Anything that creates more splooge is not a good thing. I would be pissed if I knew my bf or fuck buddy was taking Vitamin E or whatever or trying to save up an extra large batch for me. It's not easy to get out of sheets (or duvets) and it's not easy to get out of me.
I vote NO to extra splooge.
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In theory, I'd have to say I agree with you, and ever since I got my beautiful new sheets, I'm particularly protective of them, but for some reason, whenever a guy drops a big load of splooge, I do tend to be impressed. I have no idea why. and it ain't because I'm calculating that there would be a greater chance for good swimmers.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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