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The long and short of it is that:
.... nobody does anything for nothing
.... nobody REALLY likes you
.... you will always wonder what would have happened IF..
.... your pets only like you because you have thumbs
.... it is unlikely that your children will ever truly admire you
.... your spouse has probably already cheated on you
.... sex isn't much fun unless you are willing to embarrass yourself
In order to survive life:
.... always make sure that your blood alcohol level is somewhere above zero. ALWAYS.
.... don't ever let anyone, ANYONE, have any say in your self-worth
.... always remember that most of these fucking asswipes will be genetically cleansed by God/Mother Nature/whatever
.... keep a supply of peanuts, beer and smokes in the basement in case of bad weather
..... pretend that each sexual experience is your last and give it all you got, BABY!!!!
ThrashersFan
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