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Originally posted by Berry Hunter
Melania Knauss (picture omitted) looks too much like Jennifer Love Hewitt to be really attractive, especially since she doesn't have quite the giant rack that JLH does.
Jennie Finch, with little effort, could look exactly like RuPaul. She's not beautiful, but is not bad looking, and is even fairly hot in a Jenna Jameson porn star kind of way. Still, how the hell did she ever beat Kournikova in that ESPN hottest female athlete poll?
Halle Berry being back on the market is a very good thing. Forgive her Durst dalliances and rejoice in her free agency.
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People's 50 hottest list is total bullshit. I wouldn't give up a bar stool to meet that softball chick. The put in loads of "feel good" favorites so the everyman can think he/she is hot. You want to see hot? Check out Vogue or W or Victoria's Secret. Hell, it was all I could do to not TCB when I looked at the models in the Neiman's catalog last week. My wife has a W with some spread of Kate Moss that's basically soft core porn.
Kidman is a great actress, but she's nnot hot. Not at all. Even in Eyes Wide Shut, she still didn't turn me on one bit.
The chick on the Bachelor is supposed to be approachable. She's the fantasy of normal people. You can't put some Euro-uber-model in there. It'd be too contrived.