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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I was talking to a woman last night who went to one of those Earl Schieb tanning places. She bent over during her session and came out with a tanned asscrack. I cannot think of how that could be used in a movie.
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This is probably TMI, but I feel the need to share. The first time I went for fake tanning, she painted me. I felt a little ripped off because I thought I was going to be airbrushed, but it looked fine, so that was fine. The second time, she airbrushed me (different woman). She did not ask me to bend over, but when she was airbrushing my ass (a weird feeling, btw, in the ass crack), she said, as if musing, "this is like we're doing some kind of ritual that some guy out there is going to find hot. I wonder if this kind of scene has made it into a porno yet." And we laughed and it was all "ha ha" bonding.
True story.
I like that I posted this true story unwittingly under the re line "movie recommendation"
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