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Originally posted by sunnybunny
As the Bunnyman's granny is a 90-year-old chain smoker with a penchant for whiskey, fast horses, and fast men, I'd say the chances of her lasting much longer aren't that great.
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That's exactly the sort who'll live to 112. They seem to either drop stone dead by 60 or live for ever. And if she ain't dead yet ...
Oh, and RT: priests/whatever will usually consecrate a private graveyard on your farm, no problem (so long as your site has proper secular authorization). For people, not goldfish. Since most Christian sects now frown on accepting large bribes for favorable burial places in the churchyard/church, they haven't much interest in where you put Grandpa Jo one way or the other.
BR("Here I lie at the chapel door. Here I lie because I'm poor. The farther in, the more you pay, But here I lie as warm as they.")C