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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I was watching "Plastic Surgery: Before and After" last night and they had this woman on who had 38 III boobs. They were the boobs that ate new york city - the biggest boobs in the universe. She was kind of short so it looked like they literally hung down to her knees when she didn't have a bra on.
Now here is the interesting part. She was going to have a reduction because she had all kinds of health problems. The reason she had put it off for so long was that she was terrified of surgery. Her husband (they were kind of simple folk, and he was really really sweet, so don't get the wrong idea) said something like "to be honest, I'm against breast reductions in any circumstance. I'm a boob guy. But I've enjoyed them for 23 years, and she's in pain, so now it's her turn".
This is what baffled me. To me (and to my husband who clearly is a leg person because he apparently likes my little boobs), the 38III boobs were so big that they were not attractive. In fact, I found them kind of repulsive. They each had their own zip code - they were freakishly gigantic. And yet her husband liked them.
So - if you had a wife with 38 III boobs, would you secretly want her to keep them even though she was in pain? Or is there a point where they become so big that they are not attractive?
And btw, she went down to a 38EE, so it's not like she became flat-chested. They were still huge, even though the doctor removed 11 pounds of tits.
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When I first read this, I thought 38 III was "thirty-eight Roman-numeral-three" and I was confused because I'd never seen that sizing.
When I realized my mistake, I had to go back and reread the story. That's really awful for the poor thing. To get REDUCED to a EE? How awful. How do you do any sort of physical activity with boobs like that? I hate to think what they turned into after pregnancy.
As one who needed to buy bras at a surgical supply store during and after pregnancy (because the maternity store didn't sell them big enough), I can tell you that if I had boobs like that, nothing would get between me and the nearest plastic surgeon's office.
(Even my husband, who is a "boob guy", thought mine were a little freakish during that post-partum period when they are ginormous.)
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