It's all about me

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
This is ironic, right? Or some cousin to ironic? Because we all know what the single-syllable non-fancy word for beverage is.

other than wine, a grown man can only say 1water 2 scotch 3vodka 4juice, or some combination of those.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
This is ironic, right? Or some cousin to ironic? Because we all know what the single-syllable non-fancy word for beverage is.

We do? I don't. Unless it's TITS.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
We do? I don't. Unless it's TITS.

Clearly she's referring to "libation".

that's three syllables, fringey

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
other than wine, a grown man can only say 1water 2 scotch 3vodka 4juice, or some combination of those.

Beer?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Did you do this on purpose?

TM

He is so over that.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
He is so over that.

Exactly, thats so Britney and Justin.

[Not Bob]

Fashion tip -- slave, if one is going to wear such a blazer, one should buy the correct size.

As for Ms. Lohan ... well, that just looks wrong, sweetie.

From the Defamer (I think that str8 is the Defamer, btw):

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Did you do this on purpose?

TM

No. No I didn't.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Exactly, thats so Britney and Justin.

I meant over doing stupid things on purpose to be funny.

Maybe that's what you meant too? Marriage, and Cameron?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I meant over doing stupid things on purpose to be funny.

Maybe that's what you meant too? Marriage, and Cameron?

No. No I didn't.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
This is ironic, right? Or some cousin to ironic? Because we all know what the single-syllable non-fancy word for beverage is.

Martini, right?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

1. I think we're all familiar with the "stand on the right, walk on the left" escalator rule. If you're not, you should be. It helps with keeping my foot out of your ass.

On those days when I'm dragging and dreading going to work and I decide to stand on the right, please respect the "every other step" rule. There is little worse than having someone stand on the escalator step directly behind you. One foot on? Okay. Both feet? Why? Is that extra .05 seconds you save really going to make a difference? Do you follow someone up the stairs stride for stride, always one step behind?

Fuckers.

2. The home run derby is cool, but needs fixin'. Instead of basing it solely on how many home runs you are able to hit, it should be based on the sum total (estimated) distance of all of the home runs you hit in a round. If McGuire hits ten 500 foot blasts and Tino Martinez hits eleven 400 foot shots, McGuire should move on to the next round. That's what the derby is about. And the real sluggers should benefit from putting on a show.

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Fashion tip -- slave, if one is going to wear such a blazer, one should buy the correct size.

As for Ms. Lohan ... well, that just looks wrong, sweetie.

From the Defamer (I think that str8 is the Defamer, btw):

That has to be fake. She looks like Pamela when she had her biggest boobs, which was somewhere in between her moderately large boobs and cantaloupe boobs. In fact, I'm not even sure which boobs she is currently sporting.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
1. I think we're all familiar with the "stand on the right, walk on the left" escalator rule. If you're not, you should be. It helps with keeping my foot out of your ass.

On those days when I'm dragging and dreading going to work and I decide to stand on the right, please respect the "every other step" rule. There is little worse than having someone stand on the escalator step directly behind you. One foot on? Okay. Both feet? Why? Is that extra .05 seconds you save really going to make a difference? Do you follow someone up the stairs stride for stride, always one step behind?

Is it our fault you have a great ass? Let it sag some, baby, and we'll keep our distance.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
1. I think we're all familiar with the "stand on the right, walk on the left" escalator rule. If you're not, you should be. It helps with keeping my foot out of your ass.

On those days when I'm dragging and dreading going to work and I decide to stand on the right, please respect the "every other step" rule. There is little worse than having someone stand on the escalator step directly behind you. One foot on? Okay. Both feet? Why? Is that extra .05 seconds you save really going to make a difference? Do you follow someone up the stairs stride for stride, always one step behind?

Fuckers.

2. The home run derby is cool, but needs fixin'. Instead of basing it solely on how many home runs you are able to hit, it should be based on the sum total (estimated) distance of all of the home runs you hit in a round. If McGuire hits ten 500 foot blasts and Tino Martinez hits eleven 400 foot shots, McGuire should move on to the next round. That's what the derby is about. And the real sluggers should benefit from putting on a show.

TM

1. Do you still have your wallet?

2. I want to agree with this idea on so many levels, but its simply impossible to implement.