It's all about me

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I would vote, but apparently you americans have rules about felony convictions.

Nice try. Who would you vote for if you could vote? Please discuss your thoughts on whether the recent tax cuts, and proposed extensions of same, were advisable.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Has Ashcroft succeeded in his icky plans? Or will I be able to dispose of any unwanted, vomit-inducing by-products of the unprotected sex I had at lunch?

Is there a deep-throat joke in there?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Is there a deep-throat joke in there?

Only in those dreams of yours in which I turn into Bea Arthur mid-bj.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Only in those dreams of yours in which I turn into Bea Arthur mid-bj.

That's when the dream really gets good!

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Nice try. Who would you vote for if you could vote? Please discuss your thoughts on whether the recent tax cuts, and proposed extensions of same, were advisable.

Is this part of some bizarre courtship ritual?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
That's when the dream really gets good!

I can see where you would need me to undergo the improvement on my looks that would be looking like BA in order to finish your business.*



*This reminds me of a friend of mine who used to take her dog out and say encouragingly, over and over, "[Spot], do your business! Do your business! Be a good boy! Do your business!" until the dog had excreted all necessary liquids and solids.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Nice try. Who would you vote for if you could vote? Please discuss your thoughts on whether the recent tax cuts, and proposed extensions of same, were advisable.

Sorry, but you're not gonna get there with Flinty.

Flinty is concerned almost exclusively with walking upright, doing prehensile exercises, and flirting with FBetties. Our earlier attempts to discern Flinty's political leanings were met with blank stares, which lead me to believe that he's pretty much apolitical -- an "A" instead of an "R."

Even the Atticus Liberal Indoctrination Technique(tm)* didn't work. It's like he's a marker-free white slate. It's maddening.

Gattigap

* Components include:

• One naked bulb in a bare room
• Two parts "West Wing" reruns
• One part free-trade coffee
• One part Fahrenheit 9/11
• One part Wonkette
• One part oral history of the works of Jean Cocteau
• One part A History of God, Karen Armstrong
• One part tutorial in waste hygiene

etf unforgivable faux pas

[dtb]

Originally posted by Gattigap

Even the Atticus Liberal Indoctrination Technique(tm)* didn't work. It's like he's a marker-free white slate. It's maddening.

* Components include:

• One naked bulb in a bare room
• Two parts "West Wing" reruns
• One part free-trade coffee
• One part Fahrenheit 9/11
• One part Wonkette
• One part oral history of the works of Jacque Cocteau
• One part A History of God, Karen Armstrong
• One part tutorial in waste hygiene

Ahem. Isn't that Jean Cocteau?

(See? I have been paying attention!)

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by dtb
Ahem. Isn't that Jean Cocteau?

(See? I have been paying attention!)

Obvioulsy, it worked better on you then upon poor Flinty.

[the Spartan]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I noticed that the article only discussed the "fucking all day and multiple orgasms" aspect of pregnancy sex, and omitted all mention of the vomiting, etc. Sounds like a bait-and-switch to me.

I just IM'd my preggophillic friend and he said pregnancy sex doesn't really get good until after the first trimester at which time the vomitting is over.

Personally I have seen some vomitting porn (hi MaxHardcore!) and that kink doesn't do anything for me or any or my fetishishtic friends.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
With all this free time from CNN, I'm learning some interesting stuff. Most recently, Salon tells me that pregnancy sex is amazing. Now I'm wondering if it is so great that it is worth raising kids for decades for. So is it?



http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/200...nt/index1.html

Yes. Yes! Ohhhhhh, yes!

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by the Spartan
I just IM'd my preggophillic friend and he said pregnancy sex doesn't really get good until after the first trimester at which time the vomitting is over.

Personally I have seen some vomitting porn (hi MaxHardcore!) and that kink doesn't do anything for me or any or my fetishishtic friends.

The point of the article was pleasure for the woman. You and Sebby -- both quite conservative, I note -- both seem to overlook this aspect of things at every opportunity.

Which makes my mating ritual seem all the more advisable.

ETA maybe I should market this. "Want someone concerned with your pleasure as well as his own? Ask him about tax policy!"

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by dtb
Ahem. Isn't that Jean Cocteau?

(See? I have been paying attention!)

Not very good attention. Look again.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by the Spartan
I just IM'd my preggophillic friend and he said pregnancy sex doesn't really get good until after the first trimester at which time the vomitting is over.

Personally I have seen some vomitting porn (hi MaxHardcore!) and that kink doesn't do anything for me or any or my fetishishtic friends.

A note about morning sickness: the vomiting comes and goes, but the hormones never stop.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Yes. Yes! Ohhhhhh, yes!