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Originally posted by ironweed
Not quite Henny Youngman, but promising material nonetheless. Have you considered using a violin?
My mother-in-law and I get along like a house on fire. My mother and my wife not so much. One of the rules I live by when in the presence of wife and mother is to never mention the bitterly contested battlefield that was our wedding guestlist. Or the wedding itself, for that matter. During the run-up to that little shindig I was ready to take contracts out on both of them. They don't know how lucky they are to be alive today.
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Yes, I'm sure they are both super lucky to be alive. Because you always strike me as a total badass gangsta type.
Have you seen the new American Express ads featuring Jose Mourinho?
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