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Old 06-21-2005, 04:48 PM   #1
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I was thinking about your neighborhood kids with cell phone post. And I was wondering, do those kids read the Lawtalkesr or are you in some kind of old fashioned neighborhood where the stay at homes bake pies for their neighors and discusses their personal lives over Oprah?
 
Old 06-21-2005, 05:09 PM   #2
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I was thinking about your neighborhood kids with cell phone post. And I was wondering, do those kids read the Lawtalkesr or are you in some kind of old fashioned neighborhood where the stay at homes bake pies for their neighors and discusses their personal lives over Oprah?
Never has there been a poster that has had such a great effect on these boards in so short a period of time. He's been here what, a few months, and already has a thread dedicated to him? What a natural.
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Never has there been a poster that has had such a great effect on these boards in so short a period of time. He's been here what, a few months, and already has a thread dedicated to him? What a natural.
that is because I burned out of all of my other socks within a month, but in fairness the GreedyPolitics board was spawned by my Ken Pornstarr sock. that is fairly lasting affect.
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Never has there been a poster that has had such a great effect on these boards in so short a period of time. He's been here what, a few months, and already has a thread dedicated to him? What a natural.


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I was thinking about your neighborhood kids with cell phone post. And I was wondering, do those kids read the Lawtalkesr or are you in some kind of old fashioned neighborhood where the stay at homes bake pies for their neighors and discusses their personal lives over Oprah?
I think it is summer break, because there are a lot more kids hanging out during the day than there were a month ago. They keep asking me why the deer have not come back. They seem to be suspicious that somehow I have engineered their absense intentionally. I had forgotten that kids were brainwashed with the idea that adults actually know something.
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I think it is summer break, because there are a lot more kids hanging out during the day than there were a month ago. .
They are probably fleeing from the horror of Union oppressed schools.
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I think it is summer break, because there are a lot more kids hanging out during the day than there were a month ago. They keep asking me why the deer have not come back. They seem to be suspicious that somehow I have engineered their absense intentionally. I had forgotten that kids were brainwashed with the idea that adults actually know something.
Yes, but how is it you are talking to these kids? Are they sitting on the sidewalk when you step out across the lawn to fetch your mail? How did they find out about the deer?

Andthey seem kind of stupid for being 12.
 
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Yes, but how is it you are talking to these kids? Are they sitting on the sidewalk when you step out across the lawn to fetch your mail? How did they find out about the deer?

Andthey seem kind of stupid for being 12.
My hidden camera revealed that Spanky goes outside in his loosely tied bathrobe to "rap" with the kids, and there are unaccepted offers of punch and pie if they'd only come in and "hang".
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Yes, but how is it you are talking to these kids? Are they sitting on the sidewalk when you step out across the lawn to fetch your mail? How did they find out about the deer?

Andthey seem kind of stupid for being 12.
You are not paying attention to my posts. Some of these kids were in the back of their grandparents car and drive by when the deer were here (eyes wide as saucers). Immediately they told all their friends. Every time one of them brings a new kid to the neighborhood they have to show them my Big Mouth Billy Bass. I stopped locking doors when I lived in Japan. Eventually they just stopped ringing the doorbell. The kids walk through my house like it is the mall. During the day my house is "in bounds" for hide and go seek. In addition, they come in to get the cats because they like sticking them next to the gold fish pond and see if the cats can catch a goldfish.
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My hidden camera revealed that Spanky goes outside in his loosely tied bathrobe to "rap" with the kids, and there are unaccepted offers of punch and pie if they'd only come in and "hang".
Is this bathrobe turquoise and terry cloth by any chance? Or is it maroon with white trim and velour?
 
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Is this bathrobe turquoise and terry cloth by any chance? Or is it maroon with white trim and velour?
The camera isn't the highest quality, but the best I can tell, it's kind of a dingy grey. There is a Santa suit he pulls out occasionally, but that's really rare ever since the court order.
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You are not paying attention to my posts. Some of these kids were in the back of their grandparents car and drive by when the deer were here (eyes wide as saucers). Immediately they told all their friends. Every time one of them brings a new kid to the neighborhood they have to show them my Big Mouth Billy Bass. I stopped locking doors when I lived in Japan. Eventually they just stopped ringing the doorbell. The kids walk through my house like it is the mall. During the day my house is "in bounds" for hide and go seek. In addition, they come in to get the cats because they like sticking them next to the gold fish pond and see if the cats can catch a goldfish.
I have some questions:

1) Are you Michael Jackson? That slow lilting voice I hear when I read your posts is starting to have a face put with it.

2) Is your backyard in your front yard or is your house transparent?

3) How do you know these are grandparents and not the offspring of an aging spinster and her mantrappee?

4) Where do you live? I think I would like to sneak out of your house and play hide and go seek one of these Thursdays. Maybe feed Apples to a buck and hang a cat by its tail and dip it into the goldfish pond like its bobbing for Apples.
 
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4) Where do you live? I think I would like to sneak out of your house and play hide and go seek one of these Thursdays.
Whoa!



Mantrap alert! Run, Spanky! RUN!
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The latest politics thread is also dedicated to him. He gets around.
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Mantrap alert! Run, Spanky! RUN!
I am barren. THat is not funny.
 
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