Offering constructive criticism to the social cripples in our midst since early 2005.

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Originally posted by Spanky
I will concede that is the case on the Arkansas conspiracies. But there were also tons of White House conspiracy theories. I was sent a book that documents Clinton's cocaine dealing while in the White House.

Which reminds me. When I was working on the campaign, in the primary, there was a fundraiser for then Governor Bush in Los Angeles. The same fundraising company was also doing a fundraiser that same evening for Ceders Sinai hospital in Los Angeles. I hung out back stage for the second fundraiser because Bill Maher was MCing and I wanted to meet him and see the show. Many of the donors came and paid for both events.

This former beauty queen from Texas, who I was working with, in her unbelievably thick accent and stupid smile said that she had just talked to that nice man "Mr. Maher" and asked him that he not make any jokes about the "Governor" because there were many people at the fundraiser who were also at the Bush fundraiser. When I told her that she just insured that he would do the opposite, she to me, with much condensension, that she had thoroughly charmed him, and he was putty in her hands, and he would do no such thing.

Of course the entire monologue focused on the Governor. My favorite joke was that HW Bush invaded Panama to insure that Cocaine supply line to his son was not interrupted.

I guess that about says it all about the blowjob skillz of former beauty queens from Texas.