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Originally posted by patentparanyc
You know what? You are an asshole. Even if some or all of it is true you don't need to say it to publicly humiliate me. You're just hammering it home, happy to get people to pile on....gleefully festing on the fact that you wanted to get me off my perceived high horse or whatever and say I'm delusional. Whatever, okay?
You were late. you were not charming. you argued with me right then and there about my bra size. which I found to be rude. and then you made some fucked up comment when I said women should be more cautious about meeting people right then about "yeah right like I'd rape you right here" um no, but that is fucking obnoxious.
and I took the high road, lied and said you were nice when really, your arrogance did not match either your looks, dress or station in life. I've met some big time heavy hitters much more charming than you, sir.
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This is excellent. (I would have emphasized the point by putting periods between each of the words in that sentence, but I heard from my internet gf that was totally... played... out.)
Thank you for making my entire wasted day of reading internet tomfoolery worth the (lack of) effort. I laughed, I cried.
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