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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Thanks to some promotion at Salon.com, I keep on getting e-mails from Ironweed Films.

Are you moonlighting?

Another bunch of parasites trying to capitalize on my internationally-known, progressive, smart, funny, tall and sinewy internet persona. It gets tedious after a while. In fact, 90% of my day is spent just brushing the little people off my coat-tails.

And did you know that Gwinky now likes me more than booze? That made me feel good, because she used to really like booze. A lot.