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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Speaking from experience on this matter, I think I'd rather just go to work.
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Just to clarify, I never hoped for a real wreck, just a moderate fender bender that would keep me out of the office.
And here's my tip for an emergency when you absolutely HAVE to leave or you'll lose your mind: Ipecac syrup. Even the most sadistic superior will have to let you go when confronted with a trash can full of puke. However, for obvious reasons, this must be used sparingly. You could go home and feel better half an hour later.
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