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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I'll cut you a break b/c you're from Canada, and you schooled in the East. Cal (there is only one), also known as the University of California (the original), or Berkeley, is arguably one of the finest institutions of higher learning in the world. UCLA, which copied Cal's song (the exact damn song), and then made pale imitations of both its mascot and colors (Golden Bears/Bruins, blue and gold/powder blue and gold), is a fine school. But it's always behind Cal, and probably always will be. UCLA students, in keeping with their school's longstanding tradition of poorly imitating Cal, began to use the same taunts that Cal fans originated in the 90's, and who probably have since abandoned since the westwood sheep began apeing it too. UCLA students are also probably behind the recent Dukes of Hazzard, Bewitched, The Stepford Wives and the Manchurian Candidate movies.

The end.

Spoken like someone who didn't get into Stanford.