A sad, constant bid for attention

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by nononono
Then quitcher bitchin and give me some costume ideas.

Kim Possible and Atticus.

Do I get to be a Moderator now?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's been a gold mine for the Cubs. They sell their tickets to a broker (owned by the Cubs), which then marks up the seats to market price (which is high since Cubs fans are idiots).

Step 3 = Profit.

An interesting argument ensued this weekend between Texans fans and Miami fans on which team was crappier. "You're going to beat us by 42 points." "Clearly you don't know us." "No, you don't know us."

The whole stadium was in shock that a) we won, and b) the defense looked relatively good (5 sacks!). It appears someone did some research and discovered that there's such a thing as a--wait, let me make sure I get the terminology correct, it's a pretty foreign concept to me--"pass rush," and Mario Williams had his first decent game.

OTOH, the offense let Carr be sacked five times, and there were two turnovers. I heard on the post game fan bitching talk radio program that Carr is on a pace to beat Dave Krieg's fumble record, but he's not quite as bad as Warren Moon. Still he had a 95 quarterback rating yesterday, so I shouldn't complain too much about him.

OTOOH, Andre Johnson is on a pace for 1600 yards this season. He looked awesome.

edited because Dave Krieg spells his name funny.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Kim Possible and Atticus.

Do I get to be a Moderator now?

Wouldn't that be a demotion for you?

Anyway, y'all should know that Slave and Paigow are taken by fringey and me -- we're heading to Fantasy Fest in Key West, and I've already ordered the Jason Giambi jersey.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Wouldn't that be a demotion for you?

Anyway, y'all should know that Slave and Paigow are taken by fringey and me -- we're heading to Fantasy Fest in Key West, and I've already ordered the Jason Giambi jersey.

So that's what fringey really meant when she said she shaved her legs and other parts.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

1. I took this supplement called ProEndorphin before my workout on Saturday. Best workout ever. My reflexes were great (and I have terrible reflexes). It's just a mix B vitamins and something called kola nut extract (which did not give me a buzz at all like caffeine, just made me feel awake). Apparently this shit is also great for hangovers.

2. I am going to a big Lebowski bowling party for Halloween. I am thinking of being a nihilist and carrying a plastic toe. Too easy?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I'm not a hunter but I am told,
that, uh, in places like in the arctic,
where indiginous people sometimes might, might, hunt a wolf,
they'll take a double edged blade,
and they'll put blood on the blade,
and they'll melt the ice and stick the handle in the ice,
so that only the blade is protruding,
and that a wolf will smell the blood and wants to eat,
and it will come and lick the blade trying to eat,
and what happens is when the wolf licks the blade,
of course, he cuts his tongue, and he bleeds,
and he thinks he's really having a good thing,
and he drinks and he licks and he licks,
and of course he is drinking his own blood and he kills himself,
thats what PPNYC and nonono did to us with their constant inane posts
you have GGG out there who thinks he sees a chance to start posting more,
like PPNYC makes inane posts, why can't I make inane posts?
he thinks about posting repeatedly until he doubles kills a joke,
nonono posts repeatedly, why can't I post repeatedly?
but he's dying just like the wolf was licking the blade,
and he's rapidly ruining his reputation without knowing it.
thats whats happening to this board, you with me on that?
thats exactly, precisely what happens to the community,
and instead of blaming the hunter who put the damn handle and blade in the ice
for the wolf,
that what happens is the wolf gets the blame, gets the blame for trying to live,
thats what happens in our community,
you don't blame GGG, the victim,
you blame the crazy posters, lack of discipline, PPNYC and nonono are the enemy,
were the enemy when they first registered,
and posted all this crap to have to scroll by against our will,
is the enemy today,
and thats the thing that we have to understand.

Wow, that is the strangest shout-out I've ever had. Thanks, Hank. uh, I think.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The whole stadium was in shock that a) we won, and b) the defense looked relatively good (5 sacks!). It appears someone did some research and discovered that there's such a thing as a--wait, let me make sure I get the terminology correct, it's a pretty foreign concept to me--"pass rush," and Mario Williams had his first decent game.

Someone needs to tell Culpepper that he can't hold onto the ball that long. 3 seconds, max. Also, is it just me or does he throw the hardest ball to catch in the league? Every pass under 20 yards is like a sinker. The Dolphins look horrible.

TM

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
So that's what fringey really meant when she said she shaved her legs and other parts.

Uh oh. Does that mean that I am the one who should be looking for the Burberry bikini and the Carolyn Bessette wig?

[Shape Shifter]

But if I did, I wonder what my time in the mile would have been this weekend?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
2. I am going to a big Lebowski bowling party for Halloween. I am thinking of being a nihilist and carrying a plastic toe. Too easy?

I bet you'd make a really excellent Maude (er).

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
An interesting argument ensued this weekend between Texans fans and Miami fans on which team was crappier. "You're going to beat us by 42 points." "Clearly you don't know us." "No, you don't know us."

The whole stadium was in shock that a) we won, and b) the defense looked relatively good (5 sacks!). It appears someone did some research and discovered that there's such a thing as a--wait, let me make sure I get the terminology correct, it's a pretty foreign concept to me--"pass rush," and Mario Williams had his first decent game.

OTOH, the offense let Carr be sacked five times, and there were two turnovers. I heard on the post game fan bitching talk radio program that Carr is on a pace to beat Dave Krieg's fumble record, but he's not quite as bad as Warren Moon. Still he had a 95 quarterback rating yesterday, so I shouldn't complain too much about him.

OTOOH, Andre Johnson is on a pace for 1600 yards this season. He looked awesome.

edited because Dave Krieg spells his name funny.

I went to the Bears game last night. For some reason, I am still shocked by the amount of white-trashedness at NFL games. Where do they come from? I think these people go to one game per year, and that game is the highlight of their lives. These people make White Sox fans seem classy.

I don't think I saw any Zubaz, though.

FWIW, I am not, and never have been, klassy.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Uh oh. Does that mean that I am the one who should be looking for the Burberry bikini and the Carolyn Bessette wig?

you'd kill two birds with one stone. no nonono said that she used to get her hair dyed side by side at Garren next to Carolyn Bessette.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by nononono
Then quitcher bitchin and give me some costume ideas.

I like long posts from Hank. They're easier to scroll past than the two pages of Hank and Penske that show up every weekend.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Just got a draft from a client that says "world reknown company."

Have you unleashed the fury of an angry grammar-Valkyrie upon them?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Have you unleashed the fury of an angry grammar-Valkyrie upon them?

Followed by an apology when she realizes the client is an international distributor of reknowns.