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[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I was thinking, "FINALLY - SOMETHING NEW!!!!" until I realized we were not discussing fondness for orangatangs.* I like orangatangs. It seems like my like for them is pretty constant all month long, and I don't ever really crave eating them, especially not with chocolate or raspberries.

*I don't care that this is not likely proper spelling. It reminds me of monkeys in space, you know, since spacemen drink powdered tang. Probably orange powdered tang. And monkeys have also been in space.

So, does one go in costume to a Suicide Girls Burlesque Show? Assume that one owns kick ass bright green gogo boots, a pink tutu, a variety of corsets, and some wigs.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
It was inbetween her Visio presentation on ethanol. In a PIE CHART format.

It figures you'd find a way to bring pie into the conversation.

TM

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
True. I bring naked tattooed and pierced girls to the board and ya'll decide to have another ppnyc is an idiot fest.

The Suicide Girls show has been through town a whole lot of times. I've never been, but I've heard a couple of reports that it was O.K., not great. But maybe the people I spoke with were just jaded. Tired of the whole burlesque revival thing. Tired of the whole going-out-to-rock-clubs-to-see-alterna-strippers thing. Just plain tired.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It figures you'd find a way to bring pie into the conversation.

TM

it was an attempt to watch fringey flip out again about pie chart/pie graph

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
So, does one go in costume to a Suicide Girls Burlesque Show? Assume that one owns kick ass bright green gogo boots, a pink tutu, a variety of corsets, and some wigs.

We need to know what color your hair will be so we can design the rest of the outfit to properly clash.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
multiple ones. doesn't everyone?

The female orangatang giving birth to more than one baby orangatang at a time is less than pleased with them. Each orangatang brings with it additional pain and agony, although each will fulfill its mother's life in myriad ways over the course of its life. But the net result is that no, not everyone loves multiple orangatangs.

eta: Yes, I am totally wasted. I am sure these posts will make little sense to me when I sober up.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
The female orangatang giving birth to more than one baby orangatang at a time is less than pleased with them. Each orangatang brings with it additional pain and agony, although each will fulfill its mother's life in myriad ways over the course of its life. But the net result is that no, not everyone loves multiple orangatangs.

eta: Yes, I am totally wasted. I am sure these posts will make little sense to me when I sober up.

Is it the circle of life? cue the music? the animal motif? I've had no sleep and 3 espressos help me out here.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
The Suicide Girls show has been through town a whole lot of times. I've never been, but I've heard a couple of reports that it was O.K., not great. But maybe the people I spoke with were just jaded. Tired of the whole burlesque revival thing. Tired of the whole going-out-to-rock-clubs-to-see-alterna-strippers thing. Just plain tired.

Ennui can be contagous. Be careful.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
It's O.K. to cuss on this board. Also, "dick" only has four letters.

Sorry she got that right

d *=i &=c (=k with the )? as part of the sentence. Maybe she should have used # instead of ) for the k

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
The female orangatang giving birth to more than one baby orangatang at a time is less than pleased with them. Each orangatang brings with it additional pain and agony, although each will fulfill its mother's life in myriad ways over the course of its life. But the net result is that no, not everyone loves multiple orangatangs.

eta: Yes, I am totally wasted. I am sure these posts will make little sense to me when I sober up.

How do you know that orangatang birth involves agony?

Where are you? Within walking distance of my office? I would like to be totally wasted.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
So, does one go in costume to a Suicide Girls Burlesque Show? Assume that one owns kick ass bright green gogo boots, a pink tutu, a variety of corsets, and some wigs.

I would go with an outfit involving several or all of the items above, but I would attempt to pull it off as not a costume but rather just what you felt like wearing. And I used "pull it off" purposefully, given your stated desire to be naked at some point. I wish I were going to this. I heart burlesque.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
How do you know that orangatang birth involves agony?

Where are you? Within walking distance of my office? I would like to be totally wasted.

Are you soliciting fellatio?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I would go with an outfit involving several or all of the items above, but I would attempt to pull it off as not a costume but rather just what you felt like wearing. And I used "pull it off" purposefully, given your stated desire to be naked at some point. I wish I were going to this. I heart burlesque.

think pussy cat dolls but with a piercing and some black kohl eyeliner. and like pippi longstocking tights. mmm

[patentparanyc]

I think I'm dying my hair in the next few weeks. Like a light brown with caramel highlights.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Sorry she got that right

d *=i &=c (=k with the )? as part of the sentence. Maybe she should have used # instead of ) for the k

No, I accept the question mark, even though it should have been outside the quotes. The close parentheses, however, was not completing the open parentheses because the open paren was the 'k' in 'fuck'. It was a superfluous symbol in her attempt to shield us from the raw reality of the word 'dick'.