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[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Well, that would be ok, but we live in different regions. You can cover the Midwest region and I'll cover the Northeast. We'll both report to RT. Deal?

I'd support it, but RT has been on that anti-immigrant kick, so the citizenship thing could come up.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Splendid. I am getting choked up as we speak.

Apropos of nothing, a few weeks ago, I would have seized this opportunity to take a stab at a "Seasons in the Sun" FB tribute parody. Alas, I have resolved to do them no more (and, no, this isn't some cheap ploy to get someone to ask me to do one, either) (no, really it isn't).

Fine. I will note that at some point (points, even!) in the distant past you promised to do a parody that involved me. You never did that parody. I weep for what might have been. Goodbye to you, my trusted friend.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
"We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun. But the wine and the song, like the seasons are all gone."

-Terry Jacks

"My house smells just like a zoo, it's chock-full of shit and puke,
cockroaches on the walls, crabs are crawling on my balls."

-Lee Ving

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Fine. I will note that at some point (points, even!) in the distant past you promised to do a parody that involved me. You never did that parody. I weep for what might have been.

I'll ask Not Bob's Id to do one for you. He's always liked your flair.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Not Bob
I'll ask Not Bob's Id to do one for you. He's always liked your flair.

You missed my edit. It was really the best part of the post. Is it gauche to point out the clever edit when it occurs? You know, just in case it was overlooked?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Not Bob
I'll ask Not Bob's Id to do one for you. He's always liked your flair.

I retired.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
"My house smells just like a zoo, it's chock-full of shit and puke,
cockroaches on the walls, crabs are crawling on my balls."

-Lee Ving

I used to have such sweet dreams - now it's more like an air raid.
Tom Verlaine

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You missed my edit. It was really the best part of the post. Is it gauche to point out the clever edit when it occurs? You know, just in case it was overlooked?

Not gauche. But a bit desperate. More than a bit, actually. Quite desperate. Desperate and lost. You're one of the ones without kids, right?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I'd support it, but RT has been on that anti-immigrant kick, so the citizenship thing could come up.

I have nice TITS. That cancels out any citizenship issues. Nice TITS are crucial to board productivity. In fact, I'm thinking of asking ABBA to represent the midwest region on account of her fabulous TITS! and ability to post interesting things while wasted.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Not gauche. But a bit desperate. More than a bit, actually. Quite desperate. Desperate and lost. You're one of the ones without kids, right?

Phew. I was going for desperate and lost. Everyone who knows me knows I'm a lock for desperate and lost. Did the neediness come across as well? (Gosh I hope the neediness wasn't overpowered!)

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Everyone is plagued with very difficult decisions today.

I thought Less retired? Why is he at a desk?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick

Nice TITS are crucial to board productivity.

Especially according to Lactation Lover's metrics.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Gattigap
"What is, is. What was, will be. What will be WAS, but will be again."

Horshack 2:22

"And if I say to you tomorrow. Take my hand, child, come with me.
It's to a castle I will take you, where what's to be, they say will be." Led Zeppelin II

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I used to have such sweet dreams - now it's more like an air raid.
Tom Verlaine

crippled children suck
it's easy to see
their parents were dumb
for having v.d.
and conceiving a baby as ugly as it
i say give it leg braces
that don't even fit
mom & dad smoked their dope
for a liberal smooth future
they had a lot of hope
but because of their folly
their life is pretty crass
a little baby boy
with an arm stuck out its ass

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Thursday afternoon cocktails rock. I may leave early. Or I could shut my door, take the bottle of Macallan out of the drawer, and set up rails on my desk. Hmmm.

Are you at the office? Why are you at the office? What happened to retirement?