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[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
translation: I walk/jog through Boystown for my warmup.....I like the attention my split shorts get.....nttawwt.

My route takes me past Roscoes (on Roscoe & Halsted). I should probably stop wearing my assless running chaps.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I should probably stop wearing my assless running chaps.

doesn't that really limit your access to school restrooms?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
My route takes me past Roscoes (on Roscoe & Halsted). I should probably stop wearing my assless running chaps.

This post is taking me into strange visuals territory that I really didn't want to go at 11 am. meh.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
doesn't that really limit your access to school restrooms?

Not where he's running.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Not where he's running.

Are you saying that, b/c the neighborhood is predominantly gay, the schools will be more likely to let me poop there?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Are you saying that, b/c the neighborhood is predominantly gay, the schools will be more likely to let me poop there?

she is saying that b/c the neighborhood is predominantly gay that the assless chaps will be an er, asset in that regard. They'll roll out the red carpet and usher you in to take a dump.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
she is saying that b/c the neighborhood is predominantly gay that the assless chaps will be an er, asset in that regard. They'll roll out the red carpet and usher you in to take a dump.

Wow, it's a good thing you were here, because Coltrane got that totally wrong, plus, the word dump is inherently funny. Have you ever considered a career as an interpreter?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Wow, it's a good thing you were here, because Coltrane got that totally wrong. Have you ever considered a career as an interpreter?

I was told this morning I should be a fashion consultant for corporate types. There is no other way to put the useless talent to recognize brands to use. The other day I correctly called it that it was a Cole Haan belt. That is really messed up and I can't shut it off. It is like a scanner.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I was told this morning I should be a fashion consultant for corporate types. There is no other way to put the useless talent to recognize brands to use. The other day I correctly called it that it was a Cole Haan belt. That is really messed up and I can't shut it off. It is like a scanner.

There seem to be a lot of thigns you can't turn off, such as your impulse to respond to every single post, even where your posts have nothing to ass, pi.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Wow, it's a good thing you were here, because Coltrane got that totally wrong, plus, the word dump is inherently funny. Have you ever considered a career as an interpreter?

Plus, she has not seen my pale ass cheeks. They are whiter than Stuart Scott.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
There seem to be a lot of thigns you can't turn off, such as your impulse to respond to every single post, even where your posts have nothing to ass, pi.

It seems like the only choice is to let the vampire suck all the life from the board and then hope it's fun when it comes back in its living-dead form.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Plus, she has not seen my pale ass cheeks. They are whiter than Stuart Scott.

I will admit to such ignance that I had to google Stuard Scott, and I found myself laughing out loud (well, not really out loud, but doing that exhaling-laughing thing) at the Wikipedia entry. Some of my favorite excerpts:

Stuart Scott also owns a life size statue of Archie Bunker sitting in a recliner in his living room while watching a TV that continously plays the movie 'Roots'.

This makes me wonder whether the statue is just of Archie Bunker, and Stuart provided the recliner and the TV, kind of like performance art by Stuart Scott, or whether the statue is all-inclusive.

"He also hosted the ABC special David Blaine: Drowned Alive. Stuart Scott has a glass eye.

The fact that he has a glass eye is not funny, it's the placement of that fact in the entry. It should have followed the statement about his cornea surgery.

Some of his catch phrases are "cool as the other side of the pillow." "That's Ridunkulous", That's Ridickified", "Holla at a playa when ya'll see 'em in da street", and "Say Hello to my little friend."

Hmmm.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
It seems like the only choice is to let the vampire suck all the life from the board and then hope it's fun when it comes back in its living-dead form.

I hope that's not the only choice. I hope that people are on vacation or swamped at work, rather than so determined to ignore ppnyc that they have no desire to engage in conversation otherwise.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by robustpuppy

Hmmm.

I don't think the Wikipedia entry fully captures the annoyingness that is Stuart Scott. Although discussing how Stuart Scott is annoying is so 2003, so Coltrane should be ashamed. Boo-yah.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't think the Wikipedia entry fully captures the annoyingness that is Stuart Scott. Although discussing how Stuart Scott is annoying is so 2003, so Coltrane should be ashamed. Boo-yah.

I didn't call him annoying (although he is). I called him white. Should I have used Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air?