Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content - Page 182

Diane_Keaton · 01-17-2007, 10:34 AM

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Originally posted by dtb
What is nature's most perfect trashy snack?

I'd say a day's perfect meal would be:

...and then for dessert:

...and capped off with:

dtb · 01-17-2007, 10:34 AM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Funny bones should be in the running, too. But have you had the friend cheese? I think the place was in Hillsborough or Amenia.

Amenia?! Amenia, NY?!?

If so, where in Amenia, NY?

Where is Hillsborough, NY?

Do I know you?

robustpuppy · 01-17-2007, 10:40 AM

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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
I'd say a day's perfect meal would be:

This does not quite reach the level of disgusting-but-good. The saltine is just all wrong for the canned cheese.

ltl/fb · 01-17-2007, 10:42 AM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
This does not quite reach the level of disgusting-but-good. The saltine is just all wrong for the canned cheese.

Uh, what cracker goes with cheese spray?

Diane_Keaton · 01-17-2007, 10:42 AM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
This does not quite reach the level of disgusting-but-good. The saltine is just all wrong for the canned cheese.

Ignore the saltine. The canned cheese is sprayed directly into the mouth (pressed hard, directly onto the tongue), or onto one's fingers to see the little design it makes and then eaten. Is this trashy enough yet?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 01-17-2007, 10:42 AM

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Originally posted by dtb
Amenia?! Amenia, NY?!?

If so, where in Amenia, NY?

Where is Hillsborough, NY?

Do I know you?

It was right on the Quickway, Route 22. I just looked at the map I meant Hillsdale, not Hillsborough - it was right where either 343 hits Route 22 in Amenia or where 23 hits Route 22 in Hillsdale, just off the corner. There was a greasy spoon/diner in each location, and I can't remember now which one had the fried cheese.

I used Route 22 when hitching through the area.

bold_n_brazen · 01-17-2007, 10:43 AM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
This does not quite reach the level of disgusting-but-good. The saltine is just all wrong for the canned cheese.

Right. Squeezey cheeze calls for Triscuits.

And the inclusion of Freshen Up makes me think of a band I used to like in the early 80's called The Judys. They rocked.

robustpuppy · 01-17-2007, 10:46 AM

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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Ignore the saltine. The canned cheese is sprayed directly into the mouth (pressed hard, directly onto the tongue), or onto one's fingers to see the little design it makes and then eaten. Is this trashy enough yet?

Is anyone else feeling queasy, or should I go to CVS at lunchtime?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 01-17-2007, 10:47 AM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
The saltine is just all wrong for the canned cheese.

It would be better sitting on a Ritz.

Hank Chinaski · 01-17-2007, 10:47 AM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Uh, what cracker goes with cheese spray?

It's only Wednesday. You're bored already?

dtb · 01-17-2007, 10:51 AM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
It was right on the Quickway, Route 22. I just looked at the map I meant Hillsdale, not Hillsborough - it was right where either 343 hits Route 22 in Amenia or where 23 hits Route 22 in Hillsdale, just off the corner. There was a greasy spoon/diner in each location, and I can't remember now which one had the fried cheese.

I used Route 22 when hitching through the area.

It must be Hillsdale. There is no Quickway at the 343/22 intersection. There is, however, a Four Brothers Pizzeria (or is it Three Brothers? I can never remember), a bank, a gas station, and an "antique" store (substitute "used furniture" for "antique" and you get a more accurate picture).

robustpuppy · 01-17-2007, 10:54 AM

If anyone else out there reads the wedding announcments in the NY Times just for the hell of it, you may have caught this one, from which we learn that the bride was the inspiration for the Man Hands thing on Seinfeld. I wonder whether it would have made it into the story had she been the inspiration for the woman who wore the bra.

Gattigap · 01-17-2007, 10:58 AM

It's not quite bad-but-good trashy snacks, but still. The nation's fourth-largest hamburger chain has done it again.

Behold, the Hardee's Monster Biscuit.

The Monster Biscuit is made using three half-strips of bacon, a sausage patty, four slices of shaved ham, a folded egg and two slices of cheese, all piled on a Made-From-Scratch Biscuit.

Instead of a small toy, the Monster Biscuit comes with its own toe tag!

Gattigap

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 01-17-2007, 11:00 AM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is anyone else feeling queasy, or should I go to CVS at lunchtime?

I'm running to the Shoppers Food Warehouse, myself.

Mmmm, processesed cheese food product.

robustpuppy · 01-17-2007, 11:01 AM

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Originally posted by Gattigap
It's not quite bad-but-good trashy snacks, but still. The nation's fourth-largest hamburger chain has done it again.

Behold, the Hardee's Monster Biscuit.

The Monster Biscuit is made using three half-strips of bacon, a sausage patty, four slices of shaved ham, a folded egg and two slices of cheese, all piled on a Made-From-Scratch Biscuit.

Instead of a small toy, the Monster Biscuit comes with its own toe tag!

Gattigap

How can you mention this without pointing out that it is the "sequel to the Monster Thickburger"?