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07-18-2007, 04:32 PM
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Hose Guides
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Originally posted by dtb
I made a mistake -- they're not college guys. I think most of them did not go to college.
But they're not exactly dainty with the hoses. So, they need guidance. Thus, my search for the perfect hose guide!
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O.K. So, dtb's last half dozen posts or so have opened the door to approximately five thousand sexual innuendo jokes. It is obvious to everyone who even skimmed the last few pages. I beg you to not attempt to breathe life to each of the five thousand. In fact, I suggest that unless you believe you have come up with a shirtless-college-guy-who-is-not-dainty-with-his-hose type joke that is bordering on genius, please assume we have all already thought of the same joke and just let it remain untyped.
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07-18-2007, 04:37 PM
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#3077
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
O.K. So, dtb's last half dozen posts or so have opened the door to approximately five thousand sexual innuendo jokes. It is obvious to everyone who even skimmed the last few pages. I beg you to not attempt to breathe life to each of the five thousand. In fact, I suggest that unless you believe you have come up with a shirtless-college-guy-who-is-not-dainty-with-his-hose type joke that is bordering on genius, please assume we have all already thought of the same joke and just let it remain untyped.
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How many shirtless college guy who are not dainty with their hoses does it take to screw in a boxwood?
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07-18-2007, 04:37 PM
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#3078
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
O.K. So, dtb's last half dozen posts or so have opened the door to approximately five thousand sexual innuendo jokes. It is obvious to everyone who even skimmed the last few pages. I beg you to not attempt to breathe life to each of the five thousand. In fact, I suggest that unless you believe you have come up with a shirtless-college-guy-who-is-not-dainty-with-his-hose type joke that is bordering on genius, please assume we have all already thought of the same joke and just let it remain untyped.
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I am guessing your ring finger is much, much longer than your index finger. Because some of us like talk of muscley sweaty college-age guys. |
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07-18-2007, 04:37 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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NFH???
I was sad to learn that Kathy Griffin's dad died between seasons of My Life on the D List. Where were you with this news in February? It would have been a bit less jarring to learn about it before I saw the show dealing with it this season.
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07-18-2007, 04:40 PM
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#3080
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I am beyond a rank!
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Hose Guides
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
How many shirtless college guy who are not dainty with their hoses does it take to screw in a boxwood?
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It depends on the size of the boxwood? |
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07-18-2007, 04:41 PM
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#3081
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Originally posted by dtb
It depends on the size of the boxwood?
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Is a boxwood some sort of shrub or bush? |
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07-18-2007, 04:42 PM
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#3082
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
How many shirtless college guy who are not dainty with their hoses does it take to screw in a boxwood?
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4,999 to go. Someone IM me when we get there.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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07-18-2007, 04:45 PM
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#3083
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
4,999 to go. Someone IM me when we get there.
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fringey said bush.
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07-18-2007, 04:50 PM
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#3084
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
fringey said bush.
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huh. I was going to post that fringey said "box" but u funnier.
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07-18-2007, 04:57 PM
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#3085
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Hose Guides
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
4,999 to go. Someone IM me when we get there.
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Apparently only serious answers are wanted.
I have these:
Removable hose guide. You can take them out except when the idiot-gardeners are there. In addition, they offer "flower protection," which can be useful in case there's a trouser snake lingering near your bush.
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07-18-2007, 05:00 PM
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#3086
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Hose Guides
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Apparently only serious answers are wanted.
I have these:
Removable hose guide. You can take them out except when the idiot-gardeners are there. In addition, they offer "flower protection," which can be useful in case there's a trouser snake lingering near your bush.
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All it needs is a chin strap.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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07-18-2007, 05:16 PM
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Wow
The Thai-Style Chicken Lean Cuisine is actually tasty, as a foodstuff -- and not just as a reheated frozen meal foodstuff. Not fine dining, but damn tasty.
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07-18-2007, 05:37 PM
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#3088
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Hose Guides
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Is a boxwood some sort of shrub or bush?
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Yes |
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07-18-2007, 05:48 PM
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For Flower
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Apparently only serious answers are wanted.
I have these:
Removable hose guide. You can take them out except when the idiot-gardeners are there. In addition, they offer "flower protection," which can be useful in case there's a trouser snake lingering near your bush.
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If she's going to get those, she really needs a good hose rack, too. Yardiac has a mountable rack.
Last edited by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy; 07-18-2007 at 05:50 PM..
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07-18-2007, 05:49 PM
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#3090
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Quote:
Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
If she's going to get those, she really needs a good hose rack, too. Yardiac has a mountable one.
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Mountable. Hose. Rack.
:rofl:
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