New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003

[SlaveNoMore]

Shape Shifter
I found this so inspiring, I was able to write 2 songs.

1. (Sung to the tune of "Happy Birthday")

Happy Birthday to you
That was the stupidest fucking song parody I've ever heard in my life.

As of now, this is clearly the front runner.

s4e

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Oh this is rich. Coming from she who didn't even include me in her pathetic parody. Thereby dooming it to AM radio forevermore.

I was afraid that your head was getting a little too big. What with all your PB groupies fauning on you. Pretend to be a fascist for one day and see what it gets you.

Also I love AM radio. Or at least I did the last time I listened to it. '78 I believe.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
What with all your PB groupies fauning on you.

(a) WTF is "fauning"? Fawning maybe?
(b) Realistically, I'm pretty much the only chick on the FB and a number of the fascist guys appear to be single. How many women do you know who are willing to date right-wing lunatic lawyers who probably have short-guy syndrome? Not many. So I think it's the lure of some kind of virtual feminine companionship.

Edited to say, no, really, I love you guys. All of you. Well, with some exceptions.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
(a) WTF is "fauning"? Fawning maybe?

Fauns are woodland dieties that are often in the form of half-goat, half man.

I think NCS nailed this one.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Fauns are woodland dieties that are often in the form of half-goat, half man.

I think NCS nailed this one.

Hm. Good point. Though they sound kinda effeminate:

"faun: a figure in Roman mythology similar to but gentler than the satyr"

"satyr: 1 : a sylvan deity in Greek mythology having certain characteristics of a horse or goat and fond of Dionysian revelry
2 : a lecherous man"

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Hm. Good point. Though they sound kinda effeminate:

"faun: a figure in Roman mythology similar to but gentler than the satyr"

"satyr: 1 : a sylvan deity in Greek mythology having certain characteristics of a horse or goat and fond of Dionysian revelry
2 : a lecherous man"

So you'd rather be satyrized than fauned on?

Well, I guess that was the point of NCS leaving you out of the song, right?

[Say_hello_for_me]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
(a) WTF is "fauning"? Fawning maybe?
(b) Realistically, I'm pretty much the only chick on the FB and a number of the fascist guys appear to be single. How many women do you know who are willing to date right-wing lunatic lawyers who probably have short-guy syndrome? Not many. So I think it's the lure of some kind of virtual feminine companionship.

Yeah, probably. Did you miss that part where you mentioned not ever getting it on with anyone to the right of Mr. Rogers? Cuz you said it about 30 times last season. Still, it might be Fluffy's best hope in this life.

Oh yeah, and Fashion Board stuff. How do you get a girlfriend to break up with you without being the "bad guy"? Anyone, anyone?

Hello

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Say_hello_for_me
Oh yeah, and Fashion Board stuff. How do you get a girlfriend to break up with you without being the "bad guy"? Anyone, anyone?

Why don't you just break up with her?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Say_hello_for_me
Oh yeah, and Fashion Board stuff. How do you get a girlfriend to break up with you without being the "bad guy"? Anyone, anyone?

Hello

Fuck her sister. Works every time.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by evenodds
Why don't you just break up with her?

Ditto. And did I really say I don't do the right wing? Huh. Go figure.

[Say_hello_for_me]

Originally posted by evenodds
Why don't you just break up with her?

Karma I guess. Plus, sometimes I'm a chicken for stuff like that. But I'd like to make it so that I don't have people dropping out of my life forever. Any suggestions?

Hello

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Say_hello_for_me
Karma I guess. Plus, sometimes I'm a chicken for stuff like that. But I'd like to make it so that I don't have people dropping out of my life forever. Any suggestions?

Hello

JUST BREAK UP WITH HER and quit acting like a 12-yr-old. What, you think if you act like such an asshole that she is forced to dump you just to maintain her self-respect, people won't drop out of your life? Think again.

And if they figure out that what you are doing is making it so she dumps you even though really you want to dump her, they will think you are an immature asshole. This is a step down, not a step up, from just being an asshole.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Say_hello_for_me
Karma I guess. Plus, sometimes I'm a chicken for stuff like that. But I'd like to make it so that I don't have people dropping out of my life forever. Any suggestions?

Hello

Difficult to assess without knowing the personalities. I'd say propose, but that one can backfire on you big time.

I think there is more bad Karma to maintaining a relationship without the zing to it than there is to having the hard conversation. And more likelihood they'll drop out of your life forever if the relationship suffers before dying.

Oh, and S^2's suggestion really doesn't always work. Like I said, it depends on the personalities.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Say_hello_for_me
But I'd like to make it so that I don't have people dropping out of my life forever. Any suggestions?

Well so much for the "stop with the hygiene" suggestion...

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Fuck her sister. Works every time.

You would think that the reverse is true. (Girl trying to break things off fucking his brother.) Not necessarily the case.

Though it does make for some awkward moments when the three are in the same room.