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#3 Ollie
A Song: By Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
With apologies to Joey, Johnny, Dee Dee, Tommy, and Marky, I offer my take on "I Wanna Be Sedated."
Twenty, twenty, twenty more hours to bill
I’d rather be fellated
Read the fashion board to get my thrill
I’d rather be fellated
Just get me to the sex posts
Who has a crush on me?
Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I TCB
I get no props in paradies
But at least Paigow loves me
Oh no oh no oh ho
Twenty, twenty , twenty more pages of flame,
I’d rather be fellated
Sebby and ltl are both so fucking lame
I’d rather be fellated
Where are the posts ‘bout Cosmo
I mean Great North White Chick
Stories about anal making Thrasher kinda sick
I’d like to sleep with Leagl
But I hear she don’t do dick
Oh no oh no oh ho
Twenty, twenty, twenty more pages to scroll
I’d rather be fellated
Can’t somebody ever post an interesting poll?
I’d rather be fellated
I suppose Proctor might do me
Anttwat, but I’ll pass
I know that Fugee likes me but she thinks I’m kinda crass
Which Fashionistas swallow
And which like it in the ass?
Oh no oh no oh ho
Skek skek skek skek, skek skek skek skek
I’d rather be fellated.
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