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Originally posted by Anne Elk
According to CNN, Monica Lewinsky is not having much luck on the dating scene. Poor thing.
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Here's the thing with dating Monica... Suppose you start dating her, and things go well. You can't really ask for or suggest oral sex, because she's been trying to live that down for years. But how gypped would you feel if you were dating Monica Lewinsky and
not getting oral sex? You know she doesn't mind. You know people are thinking that you probably
are getting oral sex. So if you weren't, it would just be torture.
I might be overthinking this. She didn't look bad in the Barbara Walters interview after her makeover.
And Phoebe Cates. My God, Phoebe Cates. Kevin Kline is a lucky man. Someone mentioned that Pheobe looks exotic. That might be because her father was of Russian Jewish descent, her mother is a Filipina of Spanish-Chinese ancestry. Say what you want about the moral failings of racism and xenophobia, but interracial dating produces good-looking women.
See also Halle Berry. Bigots should be a little more pragmatic.
And in California, expect that Michael would get the middle of the 3/5/8 term for a first offense. (Yes, I know it wouldn't be his
first offense, but...)
And I would pick Liz. She was really attractive once-upon-a-time.
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