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Originally posted by Tycho Brahe
Sir. I spent Twenty Years on an Island in the Baltic Sea, staying up all Night to make Many and Sundry Observations, without which you could not have proposed your New Theorems. A Little Gratitude is in Order.
Four Danish Astronomers walk into a Bar. Says One, can I buy the First Round? Say the Other Three, in Unison, "Round? No -- Epicycles!"
Trust me, it's funny if you can observe it within two Arc Cycles.
Don't like that one? How about this:
Why doesn't Texas fall into the Gulf of Mexico?
Because Oklahoma sucks!
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You are both going to hell! Pagan fuckers!!
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