Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Is this "Club" you speak of a part of the Junior Great Books series? Can I order it through my "Highlights" magazine?

The Timbertoes are hot.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by lookingformarket

Additionally, if you'd cut down on the fiber, you might be ok with the flow.

You're projecting again. And not in a good way.

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick



And rp, paigow is a girl. So it's "la paigow" in french.

Actually, I am not a girl, not yet a woman, but thanks for playing. You people a little bored in my absence? Slave said I couldnt post my shit for a week so there you go.

Some thoughts though

ONe, I have a brilliant idea to sell tesshirts. How do I design my own? Str8? (and str8, did you buy all the ephedrine to sell on ebay? that is so you and I dont mean that as a compliment)


I was watching the spinster channel the other day and caught the latest in the spinster series "Single in". THis is Single in Vegas. THis fukcing annyoing black chick got her "kitty cat" pierced. blackspinstrix please, that is just annying. and not gonna get you a husband. these vegas spinsters are really just undereducated unlovables hiding behind a pair of chemical balls. like thats gonna get you a husband? And dont get me started on the fat chick who didnt get a second date after she went off on all the "anorexics" and all this other shit. the guy was obviously a chubby chaser or the date wouldnt have happened in the first place. and shew as pretty (such a pretty face, what a waste). and she started szaying how she would have to improve herself after she got rejected. the sad tthing is i dont think she realizes the problem is her persoanlity. sometimes spinsterhood is a self fulfilled nomanifestdestiny.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
No way. She beat up Charlize Theron, and Charlize was a hitman (woman?)/and is a serial killer. I'm not giving Teri any bad news.

That's one of my all-time favorite flicks. Almost as good as your namesake's semi-fictionalized autobiography.

[robustpuppy]

I have a LOT of work to get through today, so y'all just keep it up with the toilet jokes. It's the antidote to procrastination.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bilmore
Welcome to the Dark Side.

I'm thinking Vader, but I'm picturing Dark Helmet:





So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

[dtb]

Can someone direct me to the website with "Jesus playing soccer" and "Jesus roller-blading" figurines? I need it for work (no, I'm not kidding.)

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by dtb
Can someone direct me to the website with "Jesus playing soccer" and "Jesus roller-blading" figurines? I need it for work (no, I'm not kidding.)

Mel Gibson trying to protect his likeness?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by dtb
Can someone direct me to the website with "Jesus playing soccer" and "Jesus roller-blading" figurines? I need it for work (no, I'm not kidding.)

http://www.catholicshopper.com/produ...t_statues.html

[if you type "jesus sports" on google, it is the first page hit. I know this because I've run that search several times now...]

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by dtb
Can someone direct me to the website with "Jesus playing soccer" and "Jesus roller-blading" figurines? I need it for work (no, I'm not kidding.)

And for your pro bono program, you can submit this:

Many customers have requested these Jesus Sport Statues depicting children other than Caucasian

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
http://www.catholicshopper.com/produ...t_statues.html

[if you type "jesus sports" on google, it is the first page hit. I know this because I've run that search several times now...]

Oh notcasesensitive, your advice is flawed. the second hit sells the figurines for $9.95
http://www.catholicsupply.com/christmas/soccer.html

the page that you promote sells them for $19.95

Surely you shouldn't try and gouge dtb because she is a New Yorker, or did you give the more expensive link for even less admrable reason?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Oh notcasesensitive, your advice is flawed. the second hit sells the figurines for $9.95
http://www.catholicsupply.com/christmas/soccer.html

the page that you promote sells them for $19.95

Surely you shouldn't try and gouge dtb because she is a New Yorker, or did you give the more expensive link for even less admrable reason?

hank, you wear me out. seriously.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
hank, you wear me out. seriously.

I was wrong, I saw a 9.95 there, I swear. I take it all back.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I think Sebby would mostly agree that I am mainly correct when I say that that sounds like a party that I'd like to attend.

Actually, right now, the thought of any kind of substance is making me nauseaus. One should never mix maker's mark and Piper Heidsick (sp?). I think I had a bottle and a half of Piper and about 3 Maker's OTR Sat night on an empty stomach. To top it off I had about a half a pack of these god awful Marlboro ultra light smokes. AND, I think I was coming down with a cold. Right now, I feel like death took a very long holiday... the very concept of nose candy makes me want to puke all over my keyboard.

Is it possible to induce cirrhosis or lung cancer before 35? I feel like something's broken in there, and it may be permanent...

[evenodds]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Is it possible to induce cirrhosis or lung cancer before 35? I feel like something's broken in there, and it may be permanent...

Sebby, you're just getting old, so you don't recover as fast as the old days.