Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

[robustpuppy]

Can't get in here to defend himself.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Can't get in here to defend himself.

Ironic, indeed.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Ironic, indeed.

Not so much when you consider that the pool of potential attackers is necessarily very limited.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Not so much when you consider that the pool of potential attackers is necessarily very limited.

I heard a rumor that The Daintiest Petunia hates his guts.

[sunnybunny]

I was thinking this morning as I was on hold with the Social Security Administration about many useless things, among them that I'd wager my purity score has dramatically changed since the last time I took the quiz. When will it be time to take the purity test quiz thingy again?




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I banged the Flower, you have not.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sunnybunny

I banged the Flower, you have not.

Is this true? If so, is he really past his prime, like everyone says?

Actually, I don't care. But please change it to "I've banged the Flower." The parallelism would be good, even if the sex wasn't.

[NotFromHere]

So, did anyone watch the big finale last night?
No spoiler space needed, as I am not going to spoil anything - that said, when Charlotte walked into Chanel with a pink bag and all the bags around her were pinkish, I am reminded that this spring, if you don't wear anything peach/light coral/orange sherbet, then you are missing the boat.

I swear, I saw so much of it (especially at Tommy Bahama and Ralph Lauren) I thought I had gone to a wedding in the hood.
Thankfully, I don't look good in that shade of orange.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
The article left out one fact, though it's implicit: that SUV drivers are 78 IQ Rush Limbaugh listening idjits. Particularly the ones driving Fords.

Seriously, does anyone here notice that Ford drivers seem to be stupider than the drivers of other cars, e.g., no use of turn signals, failure to recognize that the arrow pointing left with a big red line through it means no left turn, etc?

I've seen other articles suggest that SUVs have better safety statistics than they should because they tend to be driven by people who are demographically safer drivers. But what you're describing may not be stupidity, but obtuseness prompted by the feeling that you're steering a mobile fortress.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is this true? If so, is he really past his prime, like everyone says?

Actually, I don't care. But please change it to "I've banged the Flower." The parallelism would be good, even if the sex wasn't.

Take it to the parallelism board...I was going old school parallel and you are going new school parallelsim, so I guess maybe you should take it to the old school v. new school parallelism board.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
So, did anyone watch the big finale last night?
No spoiler space needed, as I am not going to spoil anything - that said, when Charlotte walked into Chanel with a pink bag

I thought pink was over now that Banana Republic did pink.

I liked the episode. The storylines for each character seemed to progress in a relatively organic (and tolerably accelerated) manner. And I'm a *spoiler alert*


sap, but I like the fact that Carrie decided to *spoiler*



give it another try with Big, after she had *spoiler*



independently realized that the relationship with Alek wasn't right for her.

Surprisingly, my favorite scene in the episode was the one between Miranda and Magda. (I told you I'm a sap.)

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I swear, I saw so much of it (especially at Tommy Bahama and Ralph Lauren) I thought I had gone to a wedding in the hood.

God, you're stupid.

TM

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
God, you're stupid.

TM

At least I'm not voting for Nader.

[SlaveNoMore]

ThurgreedMarshall
God, you're stupid.

TM

Lightbulb just go off? Yesterday's news.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

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Only Larry David can provide the proper context to make Wanda Syke's annoying voice somewhat funny. Bravo Larry. And the phone call to Schwimmer's dad was classic.

[idle acts]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Black boots with three and a half inch heels? You call yourself lawyer and a civil rights activist, but at heart you are a shameless, toaster-seeking, lesbian-conversion-mad hussy!

Or just short.