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08-30-2006, 04:08 PM
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#136
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Wow
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Well wouldn't you be if you couldn't get a despondent hammered QB to grope on you?
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Depends on whether you want to be knocked up within a couple of months.
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08-30-2006, 04:09 PM
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#137
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Bono
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Then she's not doing them right.
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Well la-dee-da, Ms. SuperStrong Vagina.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-30-2006, 04:11 PM
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#138
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Bono
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Well la-dee-da, Ms. SuperStrong Vagina.
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Her vagina could kick your ass. Put you in a choke hold or some shit. |
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08-30-2006, 04:12 PM
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#139
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Un-fucking-believable
Not Bob, you owe me hockey tickets. Playoff hockey tickets. Or something along those lines.
Carry on.
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08-30-2006, 04:13 PM
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#140
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Bono
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Ass kegels?
Maybe she thinks he's going to look at her ass after he finishes looking at her breasts, and she wants to make sure it's not saggy.
I love(d) SS too.
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And I love you, fringey! Don't PM Hank any time soon.
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08-30-2006, 04:15 PM
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#142
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Bono
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Her vagina could kick your ass. Put you in a choke hold or some shit.
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It could eat attorneys like Coltrane for breakfast. |
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08-30-2006, 04:16 PM
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#143
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Bono
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
It could eat attorneys like Coltrane for breakfast.
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Isn't that supposed to be the other way around? he's high-octane and all. |
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08-30-2006, 04:17 PM
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#144
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Bono
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
And I love you, fringey! Don't PM Hank any time soon.
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Why not? |
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08-30-2006, 04:17 PM
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#146
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Crap
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I don't think that was an option on the poll. We may have to do a new one.
Why is pesnke dead to you?
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You were there. You don't remember?
dead to you
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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08-30-2006, 04:17 PM
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#147
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,050
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Bono
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
Isn't that supposed to be the other way around? he's high-octane and all.
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It has teeth?
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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08-30-2006, 04:18 PM
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#148
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Bono
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
It has teeth?
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Vaginasaurus Rex? |
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08-30-2006, 04:19 PM
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#149
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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I Laff at U
The woman in Starbucks laughed at me because I ordered a triple espresso is that like, something wrong with that?
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08-30-2006, 04:21 PM
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#150
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Bono
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
It has teeth?
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Ah, the annual FB Vagina dentata discussion is back. Where is that person who started that conversation way back when (I forget who it was)? |
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