imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I can masturbate quietly, but I can't have sex very quietly, though I've try. I have recently discovered that I am not alone in this. Anyone else?

I can have unsatisfying sex quietly.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Misdemeanor:

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_ho.../17075141.html

"Reno lawyer Carter King said for marijuana users the misdemeanor law is a change for the better, both in terms of potential criminal sanctions and financially. King charges people $1,500 to have their charges in minor marijuana cases reduced to misdemeanors. Now, users may decide against hiring lawyers and simply pay the $600 fines."

Yeah. My boy got hosed trying to get his felony knocked down to a misdemeanor.

TM

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I have recently discovered that I am not alone in this. Anyone else?

I suggest that you build a second wall, using 2x4s, spaced at least one inch from the common wall. Fill with insulation, and then install drywall.

Or carpet the ceiling.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I suggest that you . . . carpet the ceiling.

After all the expense she incurred having the mirrors installed? As if.

ETA what is the neighborly etiquette on this? Do I need to invite them? If I don't know their names, will a handwritten note suffice?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by LessinSF
http://www.extremeironing.com

Examples:

Phoenix better pull out Steve Nash's contract and take a closer look at the "Restricted Activities" section.

TM

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I can masturbate quietly, but I can't have sex very quietly, though I've tried. I have recently discovered that I am not alone in this. Anyone else?

Get married, honey, and all this will change.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Get married, honey, and all this will change.

She won't be able to masterbate quietly?

[evenodds]

If I am at the office or at a club, I can have sex very quietly. I can also fix my make-up with the back of my hand when I have accidently left my purse down the hall.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I can masturbate quietly, but I can't have sex very quietly, though I've tried. I have recently discovered that I am not alone in this. Anyone else?

I am not quiet even when I try to be.

(If it's good, that is.)

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Which reminds me. How do I know if this guy I was banging who bartended at a certain festive restaurant who quit split for Thailand in December got wiped out or not?

Oh, and, I dumped his ass, which was strangely fuzzy, like a peach.

sounds to me like he's a survivor.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I am not quiet even when I try to be.

(If it's good, that is.)

This is why I keep all the pillows on the bed.

It's a pathetic sign of hope in a bleak hopeless world.

Originally posted by evenodds
If I am at the office or at a club, I can have sex very quietly. I can also fix my make-up with the back of my hand when I have accidently left my purse down the hall.

Am I the only person who works at an office with glass walls/windows?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'm so disappointed in this post. It just confirms that I am the most misunderstood poster ever. When have I ever stated, or even suggested, that only highbrow movies, music, whatever are worthwhile?

You have NEVER criticized any post that stated admiration for any artist. You have only criticized those that critized others for admiring an artist- other than the "horn" post which criticized generically.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You have NEVER criticized any post that stated admiration for any artist. You have only criticized those that critized others for admiring an artist- other than the "horn" post which criticized generically.

Yes, but Grandma, can you fuck quietly or not?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Yes, but Grandma, can you fuck quietly or not?

You post like old people fuck.