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06-16-2005, 07:32 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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My nfh moment
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Its called "I have a heart and a conscience", you junior high level tormenting bastard.
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If you know anything about life on an microscopic level, you understand that "animal rights" is a ridiculous concept. It's inherently absurd and logistically impossible to apply. Kill the mosquitos, but save the cute little furry animals, right? Don't get me wrong, inhumane activity towards animals is deplorable, but you kill billions of living things every day.
It's like you've never seen The Lion King.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-16-2005, 07:33 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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It's been awhile...
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Hey, Daniel Clowes wrote a brilliant graphic novel about two girls who just graduated from high school . . . some of us can go a bit beyond writing what we know. A sock about a dorky Canadian lawyer living in LA battling a bulging waistline and trying to get his house ready for a baby wouldn't be very interesting now, would it?
Hmmmm, maybe it would. Cue "From Maple Leaves To Palm Fronds."
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If you sell that before I sell my frazzled-lawyer-board-admin-spinster makes it big story, it's only cuz you cheated and had better connections thatn I do.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-16-2005, 07:33 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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My nfh moment
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I would probably need some of your anger, self-righteousness and condescension to make that trade.
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Haven't I given you enough to close the deal already? All you do is take, take, take.
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06-16-2005, 07:33 PM
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#1504
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My nfh moment
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
If you know anything about life on an microscopic level, you understand that "animal rights" is a ridiculous concept. It's inherently absurd and logistically impossible to apply. Kill the mosquitos, but save the cute little furry animals, right? Don't get me wrong, inhumane activity towards animals is deplorable, but you kill billions of living things every day.
It's like you've never seen The Lion King.
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06-16-2005, 07:33 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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It's been awhile...
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Hey, Daniel Clowes wrote a brilliant graphic novel about two girls who just graduated from high school . . . some of us can go a bit beyond writing what we know. A sock about a dorky Canadian lawyer living in LA battling a bulging waistline and trying to get his house ready for a baby wouldn't be very interesting now, would it?
Hmmmm, maybe it would. Cue "From Maple Leaves To Palm Fronds."
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Hmm. You can prove this by posting or PM'ing to me your "real name", which I guessed and TF confirmed by PM. |
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06-16-2005, 07:35 PM
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#1506
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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It's been awhile...
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Hey, Daniel Clowes wrote a brilliant graphic novel about two girls who just graduated from high school . . . some of us can go a bit beyond writing what we know. A sock about a dorky Canadian lawyer living in LA battling a bulging waistline and trying to get his house ready for a baby wouldn't be very interesting now, would it?
Hmmmm, maybe it would. Cue "From Maple Leaves To Palm Fronds."
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And it would be played by Ron Jeremy.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-16-2005, 07:36 PM
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#1507
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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the motion of the ocean
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
That was a 7.0, but it was waaay out in the ocean so no one was affected and no tsunami.
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I saw in the newspaper that the Crescent City earthquake produced a 1 cm wave. I'd like to know how they measure a wave that small. Does anyone know Hank's wife's e-mail?
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
Last edited by Tyrone Slothrop; 06-16-2005 at 07:41 PM..
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06-16-2005, 07:36 PM
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#1508
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Carl Everett on drugs
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
You say that as if anyone pays attention to anything that happens in Chicago. Or with the Sox.
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What? Carl said most of his crazy shit waaaaay before he came to Chicago. He went nuts in Boston and his opinion on dinosaurs precedes him everywhere he goes. He was publicly known as a wacky bible-thumper well before he has ever been associated with my town/team. My knowledge of his opinions would be no different if he never stepped foot in Chicago.
Why do you think the rest of the board also thought it was old news?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-16-2005, 07:37 PM
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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It's been awhile...
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Originally posted by LessinSF
That was my assumption. I would have blocked access from his ISP months ago. I tried when I was an admin. at Infirm. I find he ruins the board's readability, wastes my time, and is not funny. In fact, he is the single largest detraction to this BBS. Paigs may be KOO KOO, but she at least adds value.
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We could easily ban the domain and IP, but it would result in lack of access to over 1/2 of our "members."
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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06-16-2005, 07:38 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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It's been awhile...
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I saw in the newspaper that the Crescent City earthquake produced a 1 cm wave. I'd like to know how they measure a wave that small. Does anyone know Hank's wife's e-mail?
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POTM.
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06-16-2005, 07:39 PM
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NFH of the day- Angelina sucks in bed
Sofa, so bad? Never say that Billy Bob Thornton isn't one to kiss and tell. Angelina Jolie's ex has this to say about sex with the woman who reportedly stole Brad Pitt's heart away from Jennifer Aniston: "Sex doesn't have to be with a model to be good. Sometimes with the model, the actress or the 'sexiest person in the world,' it may literally be like f-ing the couch." Thornton made his kind and thoughtful comments to Esquire magazine, which last year dubbed Jolie its "Sexiest Person in the World." (Esquire via Rush & Molloy)
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06-16-2005, 07:41 PM
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#1512
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Cross-Post from Politics
Originally posted by Spanky
It just disappeared. You are probably right. It has been getting pretty crazy around here. In downtown Palo Alto they killed a cougar and up here in the hills they have trapped a few near my house. This may sound like a stupid question but do Cougars eat Deer?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-16-2005, 07:42 PM
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#1513
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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My nfh moment
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
What are you turning into ?
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A renaissance man: half biologist, half lawyer and half young buck.
And half mathemagician.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 06-16-2005 at 07:47 PM..
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06-16-2005, 07:43 PM
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#1514
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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NFH of the day- Angelina sucks in bed
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Sofa, so bad? Never say that Billy Bob Thornton isn't one to kiss and tell. Angelina Jolie's ex has this to say about sex with the woman who reportedly stole Brad Pitt's heart away from Jennifer Aniston: "Sex doesn't have to be with a model to be good. Sometimes with the model, the actress or the 'sexiest person in the world,' it may literally be like f-ing the couch." Thornton made his kind and thoughtful comments to Esquire magazine, which last year dubbed Jolie its "Sexiest Person in the World." (Esquire via Rush & Molloy)
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Poll question: Who here has fucked the sofa or another piece of furniture? Recommendations on manufacturers?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-16-2005, 07:44 PM
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#1515
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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It's been awhile...
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
We could easily ban the domain and IP, but it would result in lack of access to over 1/2 of our "members."
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Half of us are penske?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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