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Replaced_Texan · 10-31-2005, 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It is nanowrimo eve. www.nanowrimo.org

I don't know whether anyone decided to do this or not, but I just registered there (my user name is the clever and original "notcasesensitive"). So if anyone else is signed up, let me know. I'm not sure really how far I'll get, considering that I am moving this month and I'm not much of a writer, but what the heck.

I signed up under RL nickname. If you know that, you can find me.

When I signed up, I thought I wans't doing anything for Thanksgiving, but now I'm going to be out of town without much writing opportunities, so I'm not really expecting to get very far.

SEC_Chick · 10-31-2005, 04:45 PM

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Originally posted by Fugee
Hands that feel like sandpaper is a different product than a face moisturizer.

For a guy, I'd get a moisturizer that has at least SPF15 so he can get some sun protection along with the moisture. And get one that is noncomedogenic. I've used Kiehl's and liked the Ultra Facial Moisturizer. But you can get perfectly good moisturizers at Target or the drug store and many of those don't look too foofy for guys. Check out Cetaphil, Purpose, Neutrogena and Nivea.

For sandpaper hands, you could check out a hand cream that has glycolic acid or some other exfoliant. I like Philosophy's Time on Your Hands (but it stings if you have cracks from the dryness). Or give him a sugar scrub on his hands to get the dead skin off and then a hand cream without glycolic acid. I also like the Kiehl's Ultimate Strength Hand Salve, Neutrogena Norwegian Formula, and Eucerin. On the higher end, the L'Occitane Shea Butter Hand Cream is decadently rich. I get really dry hands in the winter so I usually have several types of hand creams wherever I might need them.

I second the advice above. I have got the Mr. using products, and he uses the Nivea with CQ10 and SPF 15 on his face. Origins Night-a-mins cream currently for the evenings, but that alternates with whatever I buy for myself. He also really enjoys the Origins minty (I forget what it's called) sea salt in oil body scrub on his dry and rough hands.

Nut Penske · 10-31-2005, 04:49 PM

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Originally posted by SEC_Chick
I second the advice above. I have got the Mr. using products, and he uses the Nivea with CQ10 and SPF 15 on his face. Origins Night-a-mins cream currently for the evenings, but that alternates with whatever I buy for myself. He also really enjoys the Origins minty (I forget what it's called) sea salt in oil body scrub on his dry and rough hands.

Here's Penske's "private" recommendation:

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 10-31-2005, 04:51 PM

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Originally posted by SEC_Chick
I second the advice above. I have got the Mr. using products, and he uses the Nivea with CQ10 and SPF 15 on his face. Origins Night-a-mins cream currently for the evenings, but that alternates with whatever I buy for myself. He also really enjoys the Origins minty (I forget what it's called) sea salt in oil body scrub on his dry and rough hands.

Huge dissent. If you're a guy, DO NOT use any Nivea product on your face. You might as well be wearing face paint. I regularily use Oil of Olay Complete SPF 15 on my face (yes, I'm admitting to this - my face gets really dry b/c I usually shower 2x per day). Once, I borrowed some Nivea. It prevents you from sweating, until, all of a sudden, little beads of sweat appear everywhere. It's like an anti-perspirant for your face, blocking your sweat glands until your sweat is released en masse.

10-31-2005, 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its good she dates rich men, because if she keeps rewriting the same goddamned whiny article week in week out for much longer, she's going to need a new revenue stream.

At least she's not Krugman or Rich; I'll give her that...

Do you ever fantasize about splooging on her face, in a hate splooge kinda way?

Shape Shifter · 10-31-2005, 04:55 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Lord knows, it's worked here before.

How many times?

10-31-2005, 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I can count on one hand the number of times I've used Lubriderm for actual dry skin.

The two are inseprable; shit... they even make mousturizer to look like what every 16-50 year old man uses it to create.

They could make it blue, orange, pink or purple-colored... but they don't. There is a memo somewhere in Proctor & Gamble's files detailing how "the pearly white color creates an immediate association with orgasm, which in turn spurs liberal use and subsequent purchase of the product. We strongly recommend against Mr. Phelger's suggestion that we use a cheaper blue die in the product. In fact, we recommend Phelger be terminated."

Phelger shot himself, destitute, in 1967. First in his class at MIT. Head chemist in the cosmetics and beauty aids division for a decade. Tragic.

I remember when I first went over to my now ex's law school apartment. He had a twin (!) bed with a tissue box and a container of lubriderm sitting out. I don't think it was a lady trap- I think he honestly thought the gal would not know what lubriderm was really used for. Lubri-derm. Lub-ri-derm.

10-31-2005, 04:59 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I won't go as far as to say I've got a preference for the face (tending instead to swallow) but every now and then, I can totally get into the face thing. Or the breast thing. And I'm pretty sure I'm not a misogynist. And I don't watch much porn.

Thanks, but we alraedy have a gwnc

10-31-2005, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It doesn't seem like sebby was ever really into any kind of flirtatiousness. Especially when he was younger.

He is also staunchly not that into oral, either receiving it, or haveing a roast beef sandwich.

10-31-2005, 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Hmm, did Paigow tap his arse? eta: yet?

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Sebby(pre Unibrow) is one of probalby two asses I would tap. Can you guess the other one?

HINT TO THE PEOPLE WHO WERE TOO BUSY FELLATING THEIR WAY THROUGH LAW SCHOOL TO THRIVE: it is not one of my listed sperm donor candidates.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-31-2005, 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Do you ever fantasize about splooging on her face, in a hate splooge kinda way?

Not her, but Krugman, yes. That stubby, bearded little bastard gets me so hotnbothered.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-31-2005, 05:08 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
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Sebby(pre Unibrow) is one of probalby two asses I would tap. Can you guess the other one?

HINT TO THE PEOPLE WHO WERE TOO BUSY FELLATING THEIR WAY THROUGH LAW SCHOOL TO THRIVE: it is not one of my listed sperm donor candidates.

It. is. not. a. unibrow.

I am no cro magnon. I am a human being.

bold_n_brazen · 10-31-2005, 05:08 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
How many times?

At least 3 that I can think of. 4 if you count Paigow/Slave.

dtb · 10-31-2005, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
How many times?

Six.

notcasesensitive · 10-31-2005, 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
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Sebby(pre Unibrow) is one of probalby two asses I would tap. Can you guess the other one?

HINT TO THE PEOPLE WHO WERE TOO BUSY FELLATING THEIR WAY THROUGH LAW SCHOOL TO THRIVE: it is not one of my listed sperm donor candidates.

Ollie Ollie Oxen Free.