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12-17-2004, 02:05 PM
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#1516
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Frriday
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Originally posted by ilikenewsocks
Does your firm have a "hookers 'n blow" partner?
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Yes, but he's busy working on this "prospectus" with me. |
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12-17-2004, 02:05 PM
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#1517
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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stupid joke and etiquette question
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Finally, don't use impact as a fucking verb.
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Damn. All these rules about what verbs to use while fucking. It's so hard to keep them straight.
And earlier today I complimented the new hairstyle of a waitress at an establishment I regularly frequent for breakfast -- was this unacceptable flirting? (From the perspective of the waitress -- I know how my wife would react. Maybe I should ask if it was unacceptable from the perspective of the reasonable person standard. Yeah.)
As to the waitress, does it help my case that she knows from waiting on me several hundred times that I am a good tipper and a low-maintenance customer who does not usually leer? |
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12-17-2004, 02:06 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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Reason #8952 why I hate the Yankees.
Question for dtb, RP, and anyone else who cares:
Doesn't the comma in this sentence change the meaning 180 degrees? With the comma, it's a done deal. Without the comma, it is by no means a done deal. Or is this just my problem?
I clicked on the link so I am fully clear now (and thankful for) what TM was trying to say.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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12-17-2004, 02:06 PM
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#1519
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Apprentice Spoilers
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
One of the best things about being a woman -- something that makes the oppression we suffer in this patriarchal society bearable -- is that for us, every day is Breasticle Day.
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I hope you jumped rope naked in front of the mirror in celebration of such a blessed event.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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12-17-2004, 02:07 PM
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#1520
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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stupid joke and etiquette question
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Damn. All these rules about what verbs to use while fucking. It's so hard to keep them straight.
And earlier today I complimented the new hairstyle of a waitress at an establishment I regularly frequent for breakfast -- was this unacceptable flirting? (From the perspective of the waitress -- I know how my wife would react. Maybe I should ask if it was unacceptable from the perspective of the reasonable person standard. Yeah.)
As to the waitress, does it help my case that she knows from waiting on me several hundred times that I am a good tipper and a low-maintenance customer who does not usually leer?
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Unless you looking at her tits/ass/legs while complimenting her haircut, why are you worried? |
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12-17-2004, 02:08 PM
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#1521
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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Frriday
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Originally posted by ilikenewsocks
You already knew this, but ... Pedro is a tool.
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Like most Article III judges, he wasn't a tool at first, but Being Pedro has had a corrosive effect on him.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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12-17-2004, 02:09 PM
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#1522
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Name origins
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I just saw the South Park episode that bears the same title as your screen name. I didn't realize that "spookyfish" was a South Park reference until last night. Kudos. It was a good episode.
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Thank you. I am about nothing, if not cryptic references.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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12-17-2004, 02:10 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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stupid joke and etiquette question
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Damn. All these rules about what verbs to use while fucking. It's so hard to keep them straight.
And earlier today I complimented the new hairstyle of a waitress at an establishment I regularly frequent for breakfast -- was this unacceptable flirting? (From the perspective of the waitress -- I know how my wife would react. Maybe I should ask if it was unacceptable from the perspective of the reasonable person standard. Yeah.)
As to the waitress, does it help my case that she knows from waiting on me several hundred times that I am a good tipper and a low-maintenance customer who does not usually leer?
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Would someone please volunteer to blow notbob? I can't take this crap anymore.
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12-17-2004, 02:10 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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Frriday
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Originally posted by spookyfish
And nothing in the article more clearly reveals that he is a little prima-donna bitch than this:
"I told [Henry], 'You want to sign me, get it done. Please force them to get it done. I'm willing to stay here. Negotiate with them. I just don't want to be under Schilling," Martinez said.
He also said he deserved a better deal than Schilling.
"Schilling is 38, I'm only 33," he said. "The fact that I had an off-year doesn't mean that I can be below Schilling. Still, with an off-year, I'm way over Schilling as a pitcher and I've pitched pretty much like Schilling the last few years, if you're going to talk about durability."
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More of Pedro's thoughts about Schilling, courtesy of Dan Shaughnessy:
- A New York reporter, who wanted to know if Pedro would arrive late and leave early the way he did in Boston, cited remarks by Schilling, telling Pedro, "Schilling said this week that you got preferential treatment in Boston."
Pedro snapped back, "Well, first of all, Schilling is not on my program. Schilling doesn't run an hour. Schilling didn't do rehab in 2001 for what I did. I have a very strict way of working. It takes a lot more time than people think. I know why you brought up the question, it's probably because of Game 6 in New York . . . The only reason I stayed in Boston for Game 6 is that Curt Schilling was doubtful for the next game and I had to actually stand up and pitch if Derek Lowe wasn't able to make it . . . Whatever Schilling has to say, he can say it. I don't have anything to say about that. He only knows me for one season. He doesn't know what I'm about and how I work. He doesn't even show up in my work regimen."
There. That should put to rest that unfounded rumor that Pedro was jealous of Schilling.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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12-17-2004, 02:11 PM
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#1525
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Frriday
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I find it quite odd that some top Sox players (Varitek) don't seem anxious to resign to a championship team, that others ran like rats from a ship (Pedro, Lowe, Kapler) and that the only pitchers that [so far] found the team attractive were Boomer and Halama.
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In reverse order: pitching in Fenway won't help your stats very much (especially if you are a fly-ball pitcher -- outs in most ballparks are doubles to left in Fenway); Kapler is playing in Japan; and it's all about the Benjamins, baby -- they want to cash in while they can. Derek Lowe made himself an extra $10 million by pitching one good game after a shitty season. Strike while the iron is hot. |
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12-17-2004, 02:12 PM
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#1526
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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stupid joke and etiquette question
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Would someone please volunteer to blow notbob? I can't take this crap anymore.
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You have a mouth. You blow him.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-17-2004, 02:12 PM
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#1527
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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stupid joke and etiquette question
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Would someone please volunteer to blow notbob? I can't take this crap anymore.
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No. No offense, Not Bob.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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12-17-2004, 02:13 PM
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Name origins
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Thank you. I am about nothing, if not cryptic references.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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12-17-2004, 02:14 PM
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#1529
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Apprentice Spoilers
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Originally posted by mmm3587
Where and what was the tattoo? I think the tattoo placement thing is an important factor of gaydar. Tattoo on man between thigh and navel, including lower back = gay. Oder?
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It was a very large tattoo between his navel and his pelvis in red script, and I'm blanking on what it said. I was too busy concentrating on his beautiful, beautiful torso.
I don't think his boyfriend likes it very much.
Oder?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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12-17-2004, 02:15 PM
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#1530
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Apprentice Spoilers
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Oder?
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It means "or" in German.
Take it to Politics, Hitler.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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