Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants - Page 102

Tyrone Slothrop · 04-12-2005, 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Average. Below average in a heavily implanted population.

NTTAWWA.

"Not that there's anything wrong with A-cups"?

ltl/fb · 04-12-2005, 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
"Not that there's anything wrong with A-cups"?

A is for Average, T is for Tits, firm yet squishy Average Tits.

The sad thing is, I really thought I was responding to a wanker post. I think raouaouaol's wife is more likely to be super-skinny, and in that situation, the near-C cupness is probably notable.

ETA the Apple Jacks song. Yes, in my world of sloppy pronunciation, Average frequently has the same number of syllables as Apple. Sue me.

greatwhitenorthchick · 04-12-2005, 03:24 PM

I was very sick for about a week and totally lost my appetite. So I lost some weight - enough that I can now go without a bra comfortably all the time (I'm still a B though, so no huge shrinkage). I'm still wearing one to work, but other than that, I'm through with bras (until I gain the weight back). It's quite liberating.

sebastian_dangerfield · 04-12-2005, 03:27 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess

Disco Mitt (straight)

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Straight pubes? Straight pubes would be the most disgusting thing to discover on someone. It'd make a dick look like the face of Galdalf from the Lord of the Rings - a fleshy protuberance (is that even a word?) surrounded by long stringy hair. A vagina with such hair would resemble Cousin Itt from the Addams Family.

sebastian_dangerfield · 04-12-2005, 03:27 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I was very sick for about a week and totally lost my appetite. So I lost some weight - enough that I can now go without a bra comfortably all the time (I'm still a B though, so no huge shrinkage). I'm still wearing one to work, but other than that, I'm through with bras (until I gain the weight back). It's quite liberating.

God, I love you.

bold_n_brazen · 04-12-2005, 03:28 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
I'd guess that it's a typo for "back."

Although "crack" would work, too -- perhaps it's the functional equiv of me snorting lines of blow from bnb's decolletage in the first class lounge of an Air France Concorde while en route to Paris, circa 1987.

I cannot tell you how wonderful it is to be highlighted in a NotBob subject line.

Even if I wasn't 15 in 1987.

sebastian_dangerfield · 04-12-2005, 03:29 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I did not realize those TITS were inheritable.

I purchased a 34D jog bra this weekend and amazingly it fits.

My name is paigowprincss and I love my body.

If you inherit money...

Damn, you have big fucking tits. I always thought you had smaller tits, based on your past comments. Live and learn.

bold_n_brazen · 04-12-2005, 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
Hearing ABBA's explanation, it got me wondering. Alternative pronunciation, according to our friends at Urban Dictionary.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cack

I had a friend in college who used to delight in standing in front of members of a certain very prissy sorority and yelling "Suck my cack!"

I thought he was totally hysterical until the day he showed up in my dorm room and told me the reason he hadn't slept with me yet was that he'd thought he had "the clap". Strangely, I thought the reason he hadn't slept with me yet was that I didn't really want to because I had "a boyfriend".

04-12-2005, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Straight pubes? Straight pubes would be the most disgusting thing to discover on someone. It'd make a dick look like the face of Galdalf from the Lord of the Rings - a fleshy protuberance (is that even a word?) surrounded by long stringy hair. A vagina with such hair would resemble Cousin Itt from the Addams Family.

I recently had the unpleasant experience of being with someone with straight chest hair. Needless to say I didn't learn about the pubes.

04-12-2005, 03:43 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If you inherit money...

Damn, you have big fucking tits. I always thought you had smaller tits, based on your past comments. Live and learn.

Right. I believe the foul truth you uttered was that my small tits made me bitter about the ready to wear kind. You were not mainly correct aboutthat one but who am I to correct you?

greatwhitenorthchick · 04-12-2005, 03:43 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I recently had the unpleasant experience of being with someone with straight chest hair. Needless to say I didn't learn about the pubes.

How are things with the kayaking catholic?

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 04-12-2005, 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If you inherit money...

Damn, you have big fucking tits. I always thought you had smaller tits, based on your past comments. Live and learn.

I think 34Ds would qualify as "jugs".

Possibly "melons".

How does one jog with those things?

04-12-2005, 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
How are things with the kayaking catholic?

Not sure yet. Tomorrow I get him on dry land. For some reason his being forty kinda freaks me but then the last guy I dated was 24. I can't believe that forty is a more age appropriate age for me.

How are your 28(???) yo and the lady form the internet?

04-12-2005, 03:51 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I think 34Ds would qualify as "jugs".

Possibly "melons".

How does one jog with those things?

You know, when I went to Fleet Feet (hi coltrane!) to buy new job bras, the only ones in the criss cross back (the best support IMHO) were 34D and 34DD. I was suitably aggravated as the criss cross bra is a rare gem. So I said to the saleslady, who the hell goes jogging in a 34DD? 36 or 38DD I can understand bc there might be some non petiteness going on, but I would think a 34DD would be sitting at the hotel bar waiting for Mister Martini to materialize with a diamond. The Fleet Feet lady (who is probably a 32A) wasd like, I have friends with 34DDs who run.

Anyway, I am a 36 C or so I have always thought but I wanted the criss cross so badly I tried on 34 D. Then I ran five miles. That bra had such support it was like a cast on my TITS. Those things didnt move. They were just pressed in tight. My one question would be, wouldnt the fakes explode under that kind of pressure?

greatwhitenorthchick · 04-12-2005, 03:53 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Not sure yet. Tomorrow I get him on dry land. For some reason his being forty kinda freaks me but then the last guy I dated was 24. I can't believe that forty is a more age appropriate age for me.

How are your 28(???) yo and the lady form the internet?

The 28 yo is fantastic. The best. I was not interested in the woman - the emails kind of turned me off, so I never met her.