Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Dave
Mattel says that Barbie and Ken need some time apart

I'm waiting for the reports that either Skipper or GI Joe were responsible for the breakup.

Ken's already on the rebound, spotted getting comfort from this woman:

[dtb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Irregardless, if he's referrring to his hand as "Mrs.", then they should assume he's taken. On the other hand, if his hand is just "my girlfriend Ms. Hand," then he's fair game.

Please, please tell me this was a joke -- I might blow a gasket otherwise...

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
All this conversation about married and unmarried men getting hit on has lead me to a single conclusion: I must be one ugly motherfucker.

Thanks for the pep talk.

Yeah, but at least chimps have opposable thumbs...

So you've got that going for you, which is nice.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
"here, you take the remote. as long as I'm with you, I don't care what we watch."

Now that might be a little excessive. It's almost like inviting the SO's family to extend a visit . . .

ET change phrasing above and to note that you may be right, Coltrane advertises that he loves Legally Blond 2.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by dtb
Please, please tell me this was a joke -- I might blow a gasket otherwise...

Joke.

And it's really losing its luster* b/c people are starting to think it's a real word. In fact, I may have recently seen it in a dictionary.

*as a joke

Edited to add that its use in casual conversation used to get some (a/k/a a few) laughs. Not anymore. And I overemphasize it so people know I'm kidding.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Is there an opposable thumb? That's important. For grip.

of course, plus there is a strong liklihood of fidelity from her.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You are such a cliche of men and maps. The map is RIGHT THERE in Atticus's post. Look for yourself.

It's really more of an outline than a map.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Ken's already on the rebound, spotted getting comfort from this woman:

Uh, so according to some on the FB, this is confirmation of Ken's homosexuality?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Now that might be a little excessive. It's almost like inviting the SO's family to extend a visit . . .

ET change phrasing above and to note that you may be right, Coltrane advertises that he loves Legally Blond 2.

actually the last time my mom visited, Mr Man turned to me as she was leaving and said "aww, can't your mother stay another week?" and then we had a nice laugh. it is all in delivery and tone of voice.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
actually the last time my mom visited, Mr Man turned to me as she was leaving and said "aww, can't your mother stay another week?" and then we had a nice laugh. it is all in delivery and tone of voice.

As long as you aren't getting a lot of discussion of long-term plans and "let's just cuddle tonight" I think you are OK.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Uh, so according to some on the FB, this is confirmation of Ken's homosexuality?

Was there ever any doubt?




http://www.manbehindthedoll.com/mbtd_earring.htm

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by dtb
I might blow a gasket otherwise...

What does this mean?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
All this conversation about married and unmarried men getting hit on has lead me to a single conclusion: I must be one ugly motherfucker.

Thanks for the pep talk.

Now, now, Flinty. I'm sure it is not because you are ugly. Ugly people get hit on all the time, and not just on anonymous laywer internet chat boards. The majority of the country is ugly and they are all out there hitting on each other left and right. If you are not getting hit on, I'm sure it has more to do with a personality defect.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
The hand itself is large, but the fingers are short and stubby? And he's not from TX.

That's right you're not from Texas
That's right you're not from Texas
That's right you're not from Texas
But Texas loves you anyway!

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
What does this mean?

It means one happy gasket.