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06-16-2005, 08:19 PM
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#1531
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Carl Everett on drugs
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Don't worry. I'm still the same dude who wouldn't be caught dead in a BMW.
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You know, you and nfh are kinda cute together. Everything still ok with Sequels?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-16-2005, 08:21 PM
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#1532
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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It's been awhile...
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You know that doesn't help the brown spots.
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Explains the "gopher holes," though.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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06-16-2005, 08:21 PM
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#1533
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Carl Everett on drugs
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You know, you and nfh are kinda cute together. Everything still ok with Sequels?
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It's better now that I bought her a Range Rover.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-16-2005, 08:26 PM
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#1534
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Carl Everett on drugs
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's better now that I bought her a Range Rover.
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If you think that a big vehicle is going to make up for the pebble you bought her, think again. Besides, if you really loved her, you would have bought her a Porsche. |
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06-16-2005, 08:28 PM
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#1535
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Carl Everett on drugs
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Besides, if you really loved her, you would have bought her a Porsche.
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She doesn't need a Porsche. She has a huge cock. Just like RP's future granddaughter.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-16-2005, 08:31 PM
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#1536
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Carl Everett on drugs
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
She doesn't need a Porsche. She has a huge cock. Just like RP's future granddaughter.
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No one needs a Porsche. Besides, nothing wrong with a huge cock and a Porsche - preferably in the passenger seat. |
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06-16-2005, 08:33 PM
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#1537
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Carl Everett on drugs
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
No one needs a Porsche. Besides, nothing wrong with a huge cock and a Porsche - preferably in the passenger seat.
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Worst.
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06-16-2005, 08:34 PM
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#1538
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Carl Everett on drugs
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Worst.
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Ever.
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Yes. Makes me yearn for sandy vagina.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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06-16-2005, 08:38 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Good news for the rude fats
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
LOS ANGELES - McDonald’s Corp. will begin selling skateboards and bikes bearing the fast-food company’s brand in a new effort to get kids to burn off burgers and fries with exercise.
Reminds me of the Ronald McDonald thing they did on the Daily Show the other day.
You can buy it on Amazon apparently.
And you can own your own restaurant.
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I know you think this is your thing, but can you at the very least cut and paste interesting shit? Seriously. Jesus Christ.
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06-16-2005, 08:38 PM
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#1540
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Carl Everett on drugs
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Worst.
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Not a chance. No way is this worse than what do deers eat and how did I create a new thread. No. Way. |
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06-16-2005, 08:39 PM
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#1541
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Good news for the rude fats
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I know you think this is your thing, but can you at the very least cut and paste interesting shit? Seriously. Jesus Christ.
TM
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I gave you the Toronto Trim and nipple biting. They can't all be winners.
eta, yeah. You're right. That one sucked. It was a shameless attempt to work in the Daily Show.
Last edited by NotFromHere; 06-16-2005 at 10:00 PM..
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06-16-2005, 08:46 PM
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#1542
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Good news for the rude fats
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
They can't all be winners.
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At least you gave us our next board motto.
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06-16-2005, 08:57 PM
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#1543
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Cross post from the "What do deers eat" board
This is monumental. Huge. Its fringey's best material to date, and I dont want it lost on the group bc most of you dont liev in SF/SV(actually the posters there mostly dont live there either but its got its own unique vibe). You may have to read teh entire board to actually get why this is funny, but its worth it.
Originally posted by ltl/fb
You need to hold a cat in front of your face and sing to the deer (as if the cat is singing) "I know what deer like, I know what deer want . . ."
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06-16-2005, 09:11 PM
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#1544
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Cross post from the "What do deers eat" board
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
This is monumental. Huge. Its fringey's best material to date, and I dont want it lost on the group bc most of you dont liev in SF/SV(actually the posters there mostly dont live there either but its got its own unique vibe). You may have to read teh entire board to actually get why this is funny, but its worth it.
Originally posted by ltl/fb
You need to hold a cat in front of your face and sing to the deer (as if the cat is singing) "I know what deer like, I know what deer want . . ."
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This might not be funny to normal people. I myself give it only an "average." Possibly funnier because Spanky probably didn't get it.
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