It's all about me

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
No need for birth control method + hormones + primal sense of connection to one's fertility + "eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we die" = good love.

This requires a woman whose first thoughts upon seeing her pregnant body every morning aren't "Jesus, I'm fat, etc." and a man who can stop thinking things like "mucus plug" and "linea negra."



We don't need to hear from the women with kids; we need to hear from the women who are with child. Eaten bread is soon forgotten.

What's linea negra?

[dtb]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
What's linea negra?

The black line that extends from your belly button straight down to your public bone that one develops while pregnant. This doesn't go away for a loooong time after delivery.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by dtb
The black line that extends from your belly button straight down to your public bone that one develops while pregnant. This doesn't go away for a loooong time after delivery.

That is SO HOT.

Mucous plug?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by the Spartan
FWIW, I have a friend who engaged in preggosexxx with a woman who was 8.5 months preggers who was cuckolding her husband at the time. A nice how-dee-doo from Uncle Braddie to the youngster.

Now that is fucked up.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by dtb
The black line that extends from your belly button straight down to your public bone that one develops while pregnant. This doesn't go away for a loooong time after delivery.

It doesn't happen to every woman. The line is there whether you're pregnant or not; it's just invisible. Some women experience a change of its relative pigmentation, making it visible. But not all. Sun exposure is apparently a factor.

[the Spartan]

Originally posted by dtb
It's a foul truth I utter, but the best thing about pregnancy sex is that it's an iron clad excuse not to have it.

My less than perfect grasp of the English language is preventing me from understanding your point.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by dtb
"public bone"

When you first posted that you didn't enjoy Preggo sex I thought maybe you must just be overly shy and reserved and hadn't really let loose and enjoyed.

With this kind of anatomy, however, that can't be the case, so either there's different wiring or Pregnancy improves a woman's when-harry-met-sally talents.

[tmdiva]

Originally posted by dtb
The black line that extends from your belly button straight down to your public bone that one develops while pregnant. This doesn't go away for a loooong time after delivery.

Yeah, but not everyone gets it. Those who are particularly melanin-challenged, like me, don't.

As for sex, well, I'd agree that there's definitely more blood flow and more, um, moisture down there during pregnancy, but for me any added benefit that these might have produced was countered by increased feelings of awkwardness and discomfort. Having him on top was just not an option.

tm

eta that I'd almost forgotten about the pubic bone issues (bread eaten, blah blah blah). All women experience a softening of the pubic joint (yes, there's a joint right in the middle--it's not a solid piece of bone) as delivery approaches. This can cause soreness, exacerbated by walking, rolling over in bed, sitting down, etc. Well, for some reason my body thought delivery was approaching at five months gestation. Oy. Bad memories.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Mucous plus?

Plug. Say it. Mucus plug.

The cervix tends to generate mucus during pregnancy to protect itself and keep the uterus sterile. The plug, and the entire cervix, softens ("ripens") in the weeks leading up to the onset of labor. Sometimes a visible portion of it (the plug, not the cervix; don't be difficult) will be seen amongst the fluid when the bag of waters breaks.

Penske, this post's for you.

[the Spartan]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Now that is fucked up.

The event occured in NJ. I assume that had something to do with it. No offence.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch

Penske, this post's for you.

Feel free to continue this discussion on the Moms and Dads board.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Plug. Say it. Mucus plug.

The cervix tends to generate mucus during pregnancy to protect itself and keep the uterus sterile. The plug, and the entire cervix, softens ("ripens") in the weeks leading up to the onset of labor. Sometimes a visible portion of it (the plug, not the cervix; don't be difficult) will be seen amongst the fluid when the bag of waters breaks.

Penske, this post's for you.

I went back and fixed it.

So, is there like snot (this is not a euphemism for semen) on you after sex when you have sex with a preggo woman?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Feel free to continue this discussion on the Moms and Dads board.

No no, I think it is important for non-pregnant people to know about this stuff. My desire to have kids, pretty much nonexistant, has decreased exponentially. Linea negra, ew.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
That is SO HOT.

Mucous plug?

If you think the black line thing is hot, the mucous plug is SCORCHING .


I think it's best we just not talk about it, oh my delicate-flower fringe.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
When you first posted that you didn't enjoy Preggo sex I thought maybe you must just be overly shy and reserved and hadn't really let loose and enjoyed.

With this kind of anatomy, however, that can't be the case, so either there's different wiring or Pregnancy improves a woman's when-harry-met-sally talents.

You have to admit, though, that the typo in this direction is much better than in reverse.