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[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Let's just say I glorified my sweet spot.

Does that mean your sweet spot got ravaged during your 2 hours at the glory hole?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Why didn't you just ask him what the hell he was doing? "Were you actually waiting for someone to join you to start peeing?" He'll respond with something like, "I have a condition that means it takes awhile for me to get started," or some shit, but he won't hang out next to you anymore after you actually make it clear that that shit is fucking disgusting, even if he does have whatever problem I just made up.

Or you could just buy him some sweet spotters and offer them to him next time.

TM

Makes sense. These guys are from the Vietnamese consulate or trade mission or some such thing. I have been a little worried about creating an international incident......

You'd think I'd have a private bathroom by now with my stature, no?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Penske_Account

You'd think I'd have a private bathroom by now with my stature, no?

Well, don't know about deserve, but with all the furtive glancing around and stop/start movements you do in the bathroom, I think if I worked there I'd use one on another floor, leaving you at least semi-private.

[NotFromHere]

I guess she didn't want him to eat her pet chicken. Or, she should have bought a dog.

CHESHIRE, Ore. - An Oregon woman was arraigned Tuesday, accused of shooting her husband after he shot her pet chicken. The Eugene Register-Guard reported that Mary Kay Gray, 58, was jailed Monday on felony assault charges. Her husband, Stanley Gray, is recovering from a gunshot wound to the shoulder. The chicken died at the scene.

Lane County sheriff's Sgt. Clint Riley said the couple had been working around their yard and drinking on Labor Day. They got into an argument after Stanley Gray shot the chicken with a .44-caliber handgun.

Police don't know if the shooting was intentional or an accident. "It depends on who you ask," Riley said.

"It looked like `CSI,'" said neighbor Cheyenne Dickenson, who arrived home Monday night to find police cars parked at the end of the driveway she shares with the Grays the Register-Guard reported. "There were dead chickens lying all over the place."

[Hank Chinaski]

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/a...EWS99/60906025

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/a...EWS99/60906025

Does it matter?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Does it matter?

D-line coaches have to work closely, like grappling with their guys, to teach technique. I couldn't remember the word for it. I for one wouldn't grapple with a guy who drives around naked.

[NotFromHere]

Talk about your mature mothers.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere


Talk about your mature mothers.

look, you either have to start including links or at least give captions so normal people can figure out what you're talking aobut.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by NotFromHere


Talk about your mature mothers.

Nice sternum.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Yeah, but that's a lot a lot of hair. Someone called her sasquatch today.

New fashion trend - bow shorts. I think they'd make me (and most people over 100 lbs.) look fat.

It took me like 6 minutes to look at the bow.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by LessinSF
I (obbiously) missed most of the season, but I did catch the last two episodes. Was Howie that much of an ass the whole time? They must use some powerfully good psych testing to find people that wouldn't pop him (or Marcellas, for that matter).

Whether or not it was strategy/an act, it seemed like Howie was trying to annoy the piss out of everyone this season, especially Will. In sequester, he's very mad because (i) George was HOH, and got Chill Town'd into nominating Howie as a replacement nominee (actually, Boogie had won some special power, and made some very direct threats that if George didn't nominate Howie, Boogie would use this power to George's detriment. This was dirty pool, as Boogie was not supposed to reveal that he had won this power or what it entailed); and (ii) Chill Town told him he was going to be safe, and then voted him out.

Also, it was clear that this season, unlike last season, he was not one of the cool kids. That hurt his pride, I'm sure.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Which reminds me, Luke Walton (son of the most irritating announcer in all of professional sports) was on Young and the Restless the other day. Playing 1 on 1 with Neil Winters. It was a rout. Because Luke's a professional and all. No idea why he was in Genoa City shooting hoops in the back of The Genoa City Athletic Club, but there he was.

Don't forget, Neil Winters had his mind on some girl, and wasn't able to focus on the game -- a fact astutely pointed out by Luke Walton.

Because you know you want to . . .

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/nba/t...man-197913.php

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
The previous owner of my blackberry has all kinds of psalms and inspirational shit stored on it.

The secretary outside my office tears paper before throwing it out. That's noisy. Otherwise, she is a very quiet and generally pleasant woman. She had a chair that squeaked every time she moved, but she snagged a new chair from an unused station after I told her that she deserved a better chair than a beat up old squeaky one. Is that passive-agressive? Or just honey versus vinegar?

At my previous firm, one secretary-partner pair yelled across the hall at each other as if they were old married bickersons. This secretary painted her nails at her desk and wore clicky clack shoes and ate food with onions. The partner used speakerphone for every call, and he was hard of hearing so he had the volume on maximum, and he could never dial a call right the first time, and the firm required billing codes be entered for all calls, and he cursed a lot while mis-dialing, and he liked to look at female associates' assets. Good times.

My secretary looks nothing like Keeley Hazell.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
Happy Birthday to that certain special someone!!!

:partytime

Y'all are a day late. And several dollars short.