Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

who happens to be next on my ignore list (love this), how come my screen says I have one unread message when I do not?

[Who's Your Puft Daddy?]

Here's a working hypothesis:

The "L" in W.W.L.D. used to be Lance, as in Lance Armstrong. Nw that the TdF is over, it's Lance, as in pick-a-pornstar.

Ick.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by dtb
Yeah! And if it hadn't been discovered yet, it logically follows that it didn't exist. This is a conundrum. I'll have to google it and get back to you.

You must be a good lawyer, what with all the issue spotting and shit. :thumbsup:

Bitch please. I asked my Puerto Rican friends in the Blood Hound Gang* to look into it already. Jesus was in fact Puerto Rican, and he threw the gamblers out of the temple for using non-fuzzy dice.

*Or was it just the one guy on 3-2-1 Contact who was Puerto Rican?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
As it happens, I have several Godspeed You! Black Emperor CDs here in my office, and in honor of this post I've loaded Yanqui U.X.O into my CD player. GY!BE is a 9 member musical collective from Montreal. Their liner notes indicate that they're anti-American, anti-war, anti-big business, and anti-globalism. Their songs don't have any lyrics. Many of their songs are over 15 minutes long. Think Sigur Ros, but slower and without the made up language. It's a little like Tortoise, but less happy-sounding. They sometimes have ramblings of crazy people on their records (over their industrial/orchestral sound). I regret missing their show the last time they played LA. A friend of mine went and reported that they attracted a pretty weird crowd. Imagine that.

My sister listens to them on a semi-regular basis, I think. At least she listens to someone with the ramblings of crazy people over industrial / orchestral sound. She and her friends probably could easily be defined as a "pretty weird crowd."

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Take it to the Politics Board, you ASSKILT!

You who have taken the bait are just a sock for one horrible person!

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
So it does.

Well, how about this ?

It looks a bit like Patrick Dempsey to me.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I see no definition on those arms but some motherjumpin hugeness around the forearms and elbow. Her tits are a disaster.

Bitch please? Is this as in "lets bitch please?" or you bitch, please (like, oh please!)

Bitch please. We will certainly never be in competition for the same women then. You can take the Twiggy's and Gwyneth's. I'll take the Carmen's and Britney's and their motherjumping hugeness.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
It looks a bit like Patrick Dempsey to me.

I thought it looked like Howard Dean about to walk into a fundraiser.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'll check for the resemblance tonight. Tonight is Tivo night in the ncs household.

How's Amazing Race this season? Not hearing much about it. How many teams are left at this point?

Well, it's been pretty darn good on a few fronts.
Going to cool places and doing cool things: Check. Last week, the fast forward involved feeding four pieces of fruit to orangutans in Malaysia, which is more fun than anything I've ever done that didn't involve two naked girls.

Disastrous meltdowns: Check. Last week, both Jon and Kelly and Millie and Chuck made huge errors. Apparently, Millie's and Chuck's were huger, and they got bounced. Also, Tian and Jaree's going mental at each other every episode (until the one where they were getting along great and got eliminated).

Questionable decision-making: Check. The NFL wives' use of the fast forward.

People making fun of other people: Check. Millie had a huge mole on her face, and everyone else would say "milliemilliemilliemiillieMOLE." Good times.

Sadly, what it's missing is any real stand-out personality driven story lines. The leading teams are all kind of blah. I think they were hoping that the father-son team did better, where the son was a Jack Osborne type megalomaniac. But they lost early on. As did the NFL wives who were kind of fun.

It's down to four teams: Kelly and Jon, Chip and Reichen, David and Jeff and Jon and Al. Once again, women aren't faring very well. I bet if they do it again they make all teams MF to even it up. (And I know Flo and Zack won last year, I know).

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by purse junkie
I am shocked that his first marriage didn't last.

And I can be certain without looking that *his* ass merits a change to wearing skirts as well.

Also shocking that he can't get a date. Since...
"I wouldn't have a relationship with a woman who wears trousers because I wouldn't have a relationship with a woman who didn't please me."

And he claims not to be sexist when he says that clearly women are not equal to men. Hmm - the single life must appeal to him.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
Well, how about this ?

What would Sigmund Freud say?

"Goodness."

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Bitch please.

"Tits" was good. "Tits" was a part of my past, too. But this - this is just too devoid of meaning.

(And, it reminds me too much of the essence of my relationship with the second GF long ago.)

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Bitch please. We will certainly never be in competition for the same women then. You can take the Twiggy's and Gwyneth's. I'll take the Carmen's and Britney's and their motherjumping hugeness.

I assume you will let paigs have Britney Murphy, who seems to be in a race to the bottom with LFB. [Insert anus bleaching joke here.]

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I see no definition on those arms but some motherjumpin hugeness around the forearms and elbow. Her tits are a disaster.

Bitch please? Is this as in "lets bitch please?" or you bitch, please (like, oh please!)

Paigow:

Why is it that every chick over 30 has to constantly degarde any chick who's hotter than they are (granted, I ain't sayin' Jenna is hotter than you, cause I don't know you, but statistics favor that conclusion)?

If I had a nickel for every chick I know around 30-35 who beats on younger and/or plastic-surgery enhanced chicks, I'd have a third car. Its like those chicks who've had kids and deride other girls they see who are in better shape with the line "Wellll, she hasn't had kids yet."

I call bullshit. Lets call things like they really are here.

Jenna is what most men would consider very fucking hot. Yes, males idealize the barbie look, and she fits the Barbie look about as perfectly as anything with two legs walking upright ever has. Would I marry her? Fuck no, but would I be fool enough to say her tits are a disaster or she has flabby arms? Pleeeeese. How much of a tacit admission of subconscious envy do you need to betray?

What you really mean to say is "I'm disgusted that men like the way she looks and that someone like her looks like that because I don't look like that and don't want to look like that." That's a very reasonable position. If I were a woman, I might also be pissed that men have such fantastic notions of what the perfect woman looks like. However, I'd never float a silly stalking horse argument like "Oh, she's not good looking... just look at how flabby her arms are!!!" Trust me, she's damn easy on the eyes, and her arms are just fine.

S(Just come out and say what you mean for crissakes - its ok to say "fuck men for liking that impossible look")D

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
LFB.

There's a photo of skeletor in this week's People cavorting on the beach with a major piece of arm candy (and looking truly ill as she stretches). If she's going to waste away, she might as well do it with a prettier view than Jack Nicholson's gut!