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08-18-2005, 06:01 PM
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I so totally disagree with you.
There's less likely to be a wet spot if you use a condom, which leads me to the conclusion that the wet spot is mostly stuff that otherwise would wind up in the condom.
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It definitely depends on the woman. Some of you are like faucets...
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08-18-2005, 06:03 PM
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#1562
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by Gattigap
S'matter, Flinty -- "dangerous?" Sounds like your type. Raar.
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Speak for yourself, I've had way more than my fair share of rufi coladas. Waking up in an alley with a crumpled $50 bill and Richard Dean Anderson's stained business card is not something I want to relive again.
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08-18-2005, 06:05 PM
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#1563
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It definitely depends on the woman. Some of you are like faucets...
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But that evaporates more quickly than your stuff. I'd rather sleep on mine than yours, my tasty melon ball. |
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08-18-2005, 06:06 PM
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#1564
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
But that evaporates more quickly than your stuff. I'd rather sleep on mine than yours, my tasty melon ball.
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2 (except for the tasty melon ball part, nttawwt).
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08-18-2005, 06:08 PM
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#1565
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
But that evaporates more quickly than your stuff. I'd rather sleep on mine than yours, my tasty melon ball.
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Yes. That's why her back is the perfect spot for it.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-18-2005, 06:12 PM
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#1566
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yes. That's why her back is the perfect spot for it.
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I recently discovered the joy of king sized beds. Move over a little, and it's a non-issue.
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08-18-2005, 06:15 PM
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#1567
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I recently discovered the joy of king sized beds. Move over a little, and it's a non-issue.
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That's how we roll. Even on non-kings. But maybe our sheets are of lower value to us. I haven't really been taking their feelings into account. |
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08-18-2005, 06:16 PM
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#1568
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I recently discovered the joy of king sized beds. Move over a little, and it's a non-issue.
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With the California King, its almost like leaving entirely afterward, collegiate styley.
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08-18-2005, 06:21 PM
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#1569
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Jessica Canseco
Apparently took as many steroids as her husband. Or at least thats how it appears in this month's Playboy. Yeccch.
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08-18-2005, 06:22 PM
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#1570
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
With the California King, its almost like leaving entirely afterward, collegiate styley.
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This did not start out with a discussion of wet spots. It started out with you saying that it's a problem getting fluids on the high threadcount sheets. Why why WHY is that a problem? Do you have dry-clean-only sheets?
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08-18-2005, 06:22 PM
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#1571
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
That's how we roll. Even on non-kings. But maybe our sheets are of lower value to us. I haven't really been taking their feelings into account.
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No spooning? You Ice Queen.
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08-18-2005, 06:25 PM
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#1572
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
This did not start out with a discussion of wet spots. It started out with you saying that it's a problem getting fluids on the high threadcount sheets. Why why WHY is that a problem? Do you have dry-clean-only sheets?
Do you have me on ignore, you fucker?
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I could never put you on ignore...
It was an extraneous detail. I was trying to look pros'prus. You are correct - the reason I avoid creating the spot is because I don't want to sleep in it.
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08-18-2005, 06:27 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I could never put you on ignore...
It was an extraneous detail. I was trying to look pros'prus. You are correct - the reason I avoid creating the spot is because I don't want to sleep in it.
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You are shitting me. No way. If true, that's pathetic. But, I think you are covering for some weird cleanliness fetish either you or your wife has.
ETA you can too ignore me. I'm not an admin or a mod. |
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08-18-2005, 06:30 PM
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#1574
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I recently discovered the joy of king sized beds. Move over a little, and it's a non-issue.
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I'd like to hear Slave's thoughts on this matter, as he is clearly thinking outside the box when it comes to where to do the sex.
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08-18-2005, 06:31 PM
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#1575
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
You are shitting me. No way. If true, that's pathetic. But, I think you are covering for some weird cleanliness fetish either you or your wife has.
ETA you can too ignore me. I'm not an admin or a mod.
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Who's taking who literally. But I am quite pros'prus (I am thumbing my suspenders as I say this).
Its the little extra details that make the story. I know the sheets have high thread count because I was sent to the Mall to get them. So I flipped it in there.
You know I feel no obligation to tie all the open ends together.
Me? A cleanliness fetish? Shirley you jest.
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