More pie

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
didn't McD stop super sizing in response to the movie? I don't see it going back to fried pie. Fringey- get your pie unbaked- then bring home and deep fry.

Hank (teaching a girl to fish) Chinaski

I don't like your avatar, and seafood metaphors are bad.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't like your avatar, and seafood metaphors are bad.

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle?

In the Potomac, this expression now goes, "a male fish needs a female fish like a fish needs a bicycle."

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle?

In the Potomac, this expression now goes, "a male fish needs a female fish like a fish needs a bicycle."

if I were a fish I might turn gay. Can you imagine what fish vagina must smell like?

Sorry. the joke had to be done and Coltrane won't be in until late this morning.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
if I were a fish I might turn gay. Can you imagine what fish vagina must smell like?

Sorry. the joke had to be done and Coltrane won't be in until late this morning.

Are you going to apologize for whiffing, too?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Why the fuck else would you post here? If you were all that and a bag of chips you'd be out play dating and PTAing and class mommying and mommy and me classes with the rest of them. you crave stimulation intellectually and damned if they don't deliver it with the soap opera talk!!

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

May I ask you a question? Why is it that you expect that people on this board should be kind to you when you do nothing but make antagonistic assumptions about so many of us?

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
or, a suburban house frau in a meaningless repititon of dullness? who is like, I'm assuming close to 40 based on your reaction.

Apologies to all for engaging PPNJ in diaglogue, but are you really trying to make the argument that being a corporate paralegal isn't a meaningless repitition of dullness? You might have actually achieved humor, congratulations.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
Apologies to all for engaging PPNJ in diaglogue, but are you really trying to make the argument that being a corporate paralegal isn't a meaningless repitition of dullness? You might have actually achieved humor, congratulations.

Making arguments is for JDs.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
That menu item has been dead to me ever since they moved to baked from fried.

Word. And the fries have never been the same after they stopped using beef tallow. Before, I could eat them all day. Now, they're just a side.

TM

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Are you going to apologize for whiffing, too?

I have repeatedly said that i apologize for almost everything I have done since reaching purberty. You'll have to live with the blanket statement. I do not have time for individual apologies on each act or ommision.

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Why the fuck else would you post here? If you were all that and a bag of chips you'd be out play dating and PTAing and class mommying and mommy and me classes with the rest of them. you crave stimulation intellectually and damned if they don't deliver it with the soap opera talk!!

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You have got to be fucking kidding me.

May I ask you a question? Why is it that you expect that people on this board should be kind to you when you do nothing but make antagonistic assumptions about so many of us?

I am deeply saddened by anyone who uses this board for intellectual stimulation. Politics, although often banal and unnecessarily antagonistic, might provide intellectual stimulation. Over here, we make fun of people with floppy tits and inflated self-worth.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
Over here, we make fun of people with floppy tits and inflated self-worth.

when i do he calls me an asshole

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You have got to be fucking kidding me.

May I ask you a question? Why is it that you expect that people on this board should be kind to you when you do nothing but make antagonistic assumptions about so many of us?

To be fair, she's only making antagonistic assumptions about women. She's very nice to the men.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Maybe McDonalds could, consistent with their heart-stopping, artery-clogging marketing strategy reintroduce the fried pie, although in a "regular" size that is smaller than the current ("reduced calories!"). Then, in a brilliant marketing move introduce, six months later, the "large-size" pie, and the "super-sized pie" ("12 inches of crunch deep fried tongue-burning gooeyness!")* Brilliant.

Why don't they just fry some and bake some and give you the option of which you want?

TM

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I have repeatedly said that i apologize for almost everything I have done since reaching purberty. You'll have to live with the blanket statement. I do not have time for individual apologies on each act or ommision.

I think there is a logical flaw here centering around the "almost" in the first sentence. Faulty syllogism? Something like that.

ETA maybe you should come up with some kind of objective materiality standard?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Why don't they just fry some and bake some and give you the option of which you want?

TM

Because it's not Burger King. You do not get to have it your way.